Prologue by Paul Vlosich II Once again, the Eye of God goes haywire and all of El Hazard is basically doomed.... if Makoto Mizuhara, Nanami Jinnai, and the other heroes don't stop it. Katsuhiko Jinnai, on the other hand, has other business...... Jinnai:*huffing, puffing* Dammit, Diva.... you raped me just to get more eggs for the Bugrom??? Queen Diva: Mmmmm, of course..... We must survive..... by ANY means necessary. There is long silence, as Jinnai's face twitches in fright Queen Diva: Shall we go another round? Jinnai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! He runs away. Diva sends some Bugrom after him Queen Diva: You won't get away..... Traitor! Nearby the fortress exit, Jinnai finds his personally trained, loyal Bugrom; Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo, & Margaret. Jinnai: Guys! Help me! I don't wanna lose 5 pounds the HARD way! Get me away from that witch! All disagree. They, after all, Bugrom..... Jinnai: No..... it can't be.....not you, too. Nooooo... ?: *Bugrom crumbling* Jinnai: Huh? Groucho steps forth from behind Zeppo. He begins explaining the greatness of their human leader. Jinnai: HA! You see now? ......silence..... They don't. Meanwhile, the first Bugrom group who chased Jinnai has found him. Jinnai: uh.. eh, aaa.......... GROUCHO, TO MY SIDE! The self-proclaimed conqueror jumps onto Groucho's back Jinnai: Let us leave this inferior place... Groucho and Jinnai run off. The Bugrom eventually stop their pursuit. Jinnai: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We showed them, didn't we, my boy? *Groucho approval as Jinnai plots* Jinnai: First, we go to Roshtaria and join them to CRUSH those insects. Then, we turn on THEM by claiming the Eye of God for ourselves. ....It's foolproof!!! Except....... BOOM! In it's current rage, the Eye of God creates a portal in front of their path. Groucho cannot stop in time. Jinnai's ear-piercing scream is now heard throughout El Hazard................................ --- Jinnai: Shit, where the hell am I? ...Makoto, you bastard, this better not be YOUR handiwork!" After looking around, he grins widely. I....I....'m back home? Laughing hysterically, Jinnai spins around, unaware of the zebra-like sphere in the sky.... Jinnai: I'M BACK HOME!!!! Sure, it's not Shinonome, but at least it's.......uh, where ARE we in Japan? --- A huge office. The Tree of Sephiroth is printed on the floor. ???: Hmm. It seems we have a visitor, commander. ???: ...................