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NERV GOES BANKRUPT!!!

So Gendo has no choice but to earn enough money in the easiest way he knows possible...

A day in the life of Ikari Gendo...

GENDO: *waiting near a phone*

GENDO: dang it!!! no one has called yet and Keele already wants the rent and bills paid by tomorrow or else he's going to shut us down! What am I going to do if we still don't have any money by tomorrow?!!! THE EMPLOYEES ARE GOING TO KILL ME!!! *sob sob sob*

*the phone finally rings!!!*

*RIIIING RIIIING*

GENDO: FINALLY!!!

*gendo scampers to the phone and answers it*

GENDO: You've just reached Ikari Gendo Male Gigolo's Hot line. Gendo speaking!

GENDO: uh huh. okay...got your address. got it. you want me to be there by 8pm? tonight? got it. okay. bye

GENDO: AT LAST!!!! MONEY!!!

*that night*

*gendo goes to the certain address*

GENDO: well, here i am...

*he rings the door bell*

*and the door opens....*

GENDO: *ghasp*

KENSUKE: YOU?!!!

GENDO: YOU?!!!!

KENSUKE: AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER GENDO IKARI!!!

GENDO: AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!! (I knew there was something odd about this kid the first time i saw him!!!)

KENSUKE: oh well...i guess there's no backing out now that you're here.

GENDO: hey!!! I'm the one who's gonna back out now!!! ewwww!!!

KENSUKE: well, if you say so. But I doooo have half a million yen with me right now ;)

GENDO: $.$

KENSUKE: heheh

GENDO: That's um...cold hard cash, right?

KENSUKE: oooh yeah!!!

GENDO: Um...then just make sure i don't remember any of this by tomorrow, okay?

KENSUKE: ooohh...don't worry about it ;). Come on in.

GENDO: May God have mercy on my soul.


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