Author's note: I'm not sexist, even though I made some of the Digi-destine girls act like airheads. Don't take it the wrong way, I just thought it would be funny. This has no plot or meaning, aside from making you laugh, hopefully. Hope you enjoy!
First Scene:
Yamato and Takeru: *are in a closet, making out, and Yamato started to get loud*
Takeru: *whispers* Shhh! We'd get into a lot of trouble if we were found!
Yamato: *copies voice* Oh, you're no fun!
Hakari: *walks up to her closet, with a folded jacket, and opens the door*
Yamato: *takes the jacket*
Hakari: *leaves*
Takeru: *closes the door*
Hakari: *out in the hallway* Hmmm . . . something doesn't seem right . . . Oh yeah! *Goes back into her room, to the closet, gets a binder near Yamato's feet, and goes back out again* Hey, Tai! Want to read my new fanfic?
Yamato: Uh . . .
Takeru: Yeah . . .
Yamato: Come on, let's go.
Takeru: What? Why?
Yamato: *shakes head* It's just not that sexy when you're found half-naked by your friend and she doesn't even realize you're there.
Takeru: Oh, okay. How about we go to Joe's place?
Yamato: And risk the boy's sanity? *evil grin* Okay!
~ Later that night ~
Hakari: *thinking on the couch* Now, what am I missing here . . . ?
Tai: *comes in a new suit* Hey, Hakari, what do you think? Do you think Mimi will like it?
Hakari: *didn't noticed her brother, thinks . . . thinks . . . Click* EEEEEEWWWW!!!! *runs out of the room*
Tai: *shoulders sag, goes back to his room* A simple "no" would have been okay . . .
Second Scene:
Takeru and Yamato: *in a bathtub "lathering it up"*
Joe: *walks in, sees the brothers getting it on in his bathtub, jaw drops to the floor*
Takeru: *sees Joe* Oh, fuck . . .
Yamato: What do you think I'm doing?
Takeru: *takes a handful of Yamato's hair and forces him to look at Joe*
Yamato: Oh! Fuck . . .
Joe: Uh . . . I . . . uh . . . uh . . .
Yamato and Takeru: *gather up their clothes, put on their pants and run home*
Joe: Uh . . . um . . .
Third Scene:
Mimi: *knocks on a door*
Dad: *opens it* Hello, Mimi! Yamato and Takeru are in Yamato's bedroom. Go right ahead. He's the second door on the left.
Mimi: Thank you, Sir. *Walks to Yamato's bedroom and goes in without knocking* Hi, you two cutIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *Her greeting turns to a shriek*
Yamato and Takeru: *on the bed, look up, shirtless, about to become pant-less, shocked and fearful*
Yamato: M-Mimi, j-j-just hang on.
Takeru: We can explain-
Mimi: What's there to explain? I can't believe you've done this! It's a disgrace! It's just wrong! How can you have a deep brown carpet with light blue walls and live with yourself!? I-I just can't take this. I need to go...*runs out in almost tears*
Yamato and Takeru: . . .
Takeru: Do you think she noticed us?
Yamato: No, or else she would have said my shoes don't match my socks.
Takeru: *laughs, playfully hits Yamato*
Yamato: *kisses him*
Forth Scene:
Taichi: *knocks on door*
Dad: *opens it* Oh, hello, Tai. What can I do for you?
Taichi: Well, Mimi said that she'd be here, and I wanted to ask her something . . .
Dad: Oh, sorry, she just left. *frowns* She was pretty upset about something.
Taichi: What?
Dad: I don't know. She muttered something about something being wrong . . .
Taichi: *thinks* //Why would Mimi be so upset? It must be Yamato's doing!// *pretend pleasentce* Can I talk to Yamato for a minute?
Dad: Sure. Down the hall, second door on the left.
Taichi: Thank you, Sir. *walks to Yamato's room, goes in without knocking, sees Yamato and Takeru on the bed, clothes-less, blackets tangled around them* O_O
Takeru: *sees Taichi* Uh, hi, Taichi . . .
Yamato: *looks up sleeply* Damnit, doesn't anyone understand the concept of knocking anymore?
Taichi: O_O . . . WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
Takeru: Well, you see, Yamato-
Taichi: HAVE THE WORST SENCE OF COLOR CORDINATION I HAVE EVER SEEN! *Storms out*
Takeru and Yamato: O_O . . . .
Yamato: Who's been hanging out with Mimi too much?
Takeru: I think he's falling for her . . .
Yamato: *snorts* More like he's hit rock-bottom and is drilling downward.
Fifth Scene:
~Next day~
Yolie: *knocks on a door*
Father of Joe: *opens the door* Oh, hello, can I help you?
Yolie: Hi, I'm Yolie. I'm looking for Joe. He and I were going to . . . work on some software.
Father: Oh, yeah, he mentioned something about you. Come on in. Joe's room straight down the hall, last door on the right.
Yolie: Thank you, Sir. *goes to Joe's room, but on the way, hears someone studdering in the bathroom, looks in and see Joe, staring at nothing and looking shocked beyond reason.* Hey, Joe?
Joe: I . . . uh . . . I . . . um . . . uh . . .
Yolie: Uh, Joe? What are you on? Or what do you need to be on?
Joe: . . . uh . . . um . . . uh . . . I . . .
Yolie: *sighs, SLAPS Joe upside the head*
Joe: *blink* Huh? Oh, hey, Yolie, I didn't hear you come in.
Yolie: Geeze! And I thought Davis was a hard head! What were you doing?
Joe: Doing? Hmm . . . I don't remember.
Yolie: What?
Joe: I was just about to take a shower and then I saw Yamato and Takeru . . . *goes back into his comma/trance state* Uh . . . I . . . .
Yolie: ??? *decides that the only way to figure out what is going on is to go to Yamato's house. Slaps Joe and then walks out.*
Joe: Now, where was I? Oh, the shower . . . And Yamato . . . Takeru . . . I . . .
~At Yamato's house~
Yolie: *knocks on the door, hears some shuffling, cursing, shhhing and someone tripping before the door was opened* Takeru?
Takeru: *only in a bed sheet, hair messed up* Hi Yolie. What's up?
Yolie: Well, I just came from Joe's . . . *notices Takeru's look of guilt* So, you did do something to him! What is it?! Slip it, Takeru!
Takeru: Whoa! Hold on! I didn't mean to hurt him in anyway, honest!
Yamato: *stumbles to the door, ends up leaning on Takeru for support* Hey, TK, what's taking so long?
Takeru: *mumbles to Yamato* Yolie found Joe in his bathroom . . .
Yamato: *grins to Yolie* Con'grast!
Takeru: Like we left him yesterday . . .
Yamato: *smile gone!* Oh . . .
Takeru: Yeah . . .
Yamato: You think he would have snapped out of it by now, huh?
Yolie: What is going on!?
Takeru: Well, you see . . . Yamato and I are . . . We were . . .
Yolie: Oh, no! *shocked* You don't mean . . . you two . . .
Yamato: Yeah, we're an item. *hugs and kisses Takeru to prove his point*
Yolie: DAMN IT!
Yamato and Takeru: What?
Yolie: I lost the damn bet!
Takeru: What bet?
Yolie: *guilty look* Well, Cody, Daisuke, Hakari, Ken, and I made a bet that you were gay or not. Daisuke and I said you weren't, so we owe everyone else twenty bucks.
Takeru: *mouth drops to the floor!* What?! When did this happen?
Yolie: About a month ago . . .
Takeru: *fuming with anger*
Yamato: Hey, relax, TK. Look on the bright side, three out of five of your friends know you well enough to realize your gay.
Takeru: *laughs* Yeah, guess your right.
Yamato: Now, come on, let's go back and . . . *whispers, whispers*
Takeru: *eyes light up* Later, Yolie! *shuts the door and goes back the bedroom, with Yamato right beside him*
Yolie: *shrugs, walks off*
Scene Six:
Yolie: *goes to the scorrer feild where Ken and Davis were playing none other than soccer! She sees them in one-on-one and waits until they're finish, knowing that there's no use in trying to get their attention in a death match*
Ken: *steals the ball by triping Davis, makes a goal*
Davis: You cheated!
Ken: *smirk* Oh? I don't remember you calling it cheating when you punched me.
Davis: . . . *fuming*
Ken: *counts all of the goals, bigger smirk* I won!
Davis: Did not! It's only three to four!
Ken: Three to five.
Davis: *mumbles* I'm not counting the last goal . . . *sees Yolie, perks up* Hey, Yolie! What's up?
Yolie: *goes onto the battle - I mean - scorrer field* Hey, Davis! Just to let you know, we've lost the bet.
Davis and Ken: What?
Yolie: I just found out that Takeru's gay.
Ken: *raises eyebrow*
Davis: Really? *shocked*
Yolie: Yep. *nod* Save up your noodle money, Davis, you'll need to pay everyone twenty bucks.
Ken: How did you find out he's gay? *smirk* Did you get disappointed when he wouldn't take you to the movies?
Yolie: *blush* No, I never asked him out! I found him with his boyfriend . . . *blushes more at the memory of how Takeru and Yamato greeted her*
Davis: Well, who's the dude that TJ's dating?
Yolie: It's Yamato.
Davis and Ken: *mouths drop to the ground!* You're shitting us!
Yolie: I shit you not! What's the deal? Did you two think of making a threesome with Yamato? *smirk*
Davis: No! This is too weird!
Ken: Let's go . . .
Yolie: Huh? What's the big deal?
Ken and Davis: *look at her like she's crazy, run off*
Yolie: What?! Geesh! You'd think they've never heard about a gay couple before. *walks off, rolling eyes*
Scene Seven:
~ The next day ~
All of the Digi-destines (-Yamato and Takeru): *sitting or standing in a park that was mostly empty on this winters day (aside from a few people walking their dogs or going/returning to/from the shopping centers). They were all waiting around for Yamato and Takeru to show up. The two had something to tell all of them*
Mimi: *grumble* What do you think the two have to say that they couldn't say inside, closer to a heater? *shivers a little*
Ken: *whispers to Davis* You think they're going to tell everyone?
Davis: *whispers back* Maybe. *shrugs*
Joe: I . . . uh . . . um . . .
Yamato and Takeru: *come running up the path, stop a few feet away from them, catch their breaths and straighten up*
Taichi: You're late, Yamato.
Yamato: I know. His fault. *points to Takeru*
Takeru: Hey, it was your idea!
Yamato: Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with.
All Digi-destines (-Y and T): *look at them with "Well, come on, tell us already, we're cold!" look*
Takeru: *takes a deep breath* Well, some of you already know, but we need to tell everyone else . . .
Yamato: We're an item. *Aw, so blunt, so frank, are thee Yamato*
Sora: *shrieks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY THAT JOKE ANYMORE!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Takeru: We don't mean it to be funny! It's not a joke!
Sora: *stops* Are you serious?
Takeru: *nods*
Sora: *sob . . . sob . . . tear . . . sob*
Yamato: *goes over to Sora, places hand on her shoulder* Come on, it's not that bad. I thought you were in with Mimi . . .
Sora: It's *sob* not that! *sob*
Yamato: . . . Then, what is it?
Sora: *sob, sob* My little Takeru is growing up! *happy-tearful smile*
Everyone else: O_o;;;
Takeru: Uh *cough* Riiiiiiiiiiiiight . . . . .
Taichi: Well, I knew there was something off about you, Yamato.
Yamato: Hey!
Taichi: *smirk* But I guess it's cool. At least you'll stop hitting on me, right?
Yamato: I've never hit on you before.
Taichi: *rolls eyes* Oh, sure. Right, Yamato. *wink*
Yamato: Can you say "over blown ego"?
Mimi: Yeah . . . Isn't he wonderful? *.*
Everyone: *Like, gag me with a spoon!*
Izzy: *has been thinking all this time* Well, if you two really love each other, then I wish you the best of luck.
Takeru: Hey, thanks Izzy! *thankful that someone is taking the news in a mature, non-crazy way*
Izzy: Of course, you know this means that you might be out cast from society and even disowned by your parents?
Yamato: Actually, they won't disown us.
Everyone: They won't??
Yamato: *to Takeru* Did you know that Mom kept her maiden name even after all of these years?
Takeru: You mean . . . Mom and Dad . . . are siblings!?
Yamato: *nods* Yep. I was looking for some old photos for my schools project (you know, the kind where you make your family's tree) and I found pictures of when they were little. They're siblings and have been dating ever sense they knew the word, or so it seems.
Mimi: You two are . . . dating?!
Yamato: And more! *wink*
Mimi: *mind rewinds to the day she found that they had bad color-coordination, sees Yamato and Takeru in their bed* Oh my . . . This is . . . it's . . .
Takeru: *shamefully* Wrong? Digesting?
Mimi: No . . . it's kinda kinky.
Taichi, Takeru, and Yamato: O_o Kinky!?
Mimi: Yeah . . . It's different, you have to sneak around and it sounds kinky.
Yamato: *turns to Takeru* Have we made a Mimi into an incest-lover?
Takeru: This is weird . . .
Cody: You call that weird?! *had surprised everyone because he hadn't said anything all this time, so they kind of forgot him* My mother is screwing my grandfather, and you call you two weird?! Have you ever woken up to the sound of two different generations getting it on!?!
Everyone: *shocked* . . . .
Yamato: *lips curls up a little*
Takeru: *shoulders start to shake*
Cody: *sees this* What?!
Takeru and Yamato: *look at each other, then Cody, then each other again* WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >D
Everyone else: *laughing it up*
Joe: I . . . uh . . . *snaps out of it* Huh? Where am I?
Everyone: *laughs harder*
Joe: *whining* Whaaaat?!
Yolie: *dies down to chuckles* Nothing, Honey. Come on, let's go. *leads Joe away by the arm*
Everyone else: O_O . . . .
Taichi: I would have never predicted this.
Yamato: You never predict anything.
Taichi: >=(~
Everyone: *laughs even more*
Kari: So, TK, I just have one question.
Takeru: Yeah?
Kari: Where do you guys have sex without being seen?
Yamato: *evil grin* Anywhere we can. Anywhere we can.
~ Other Scene ~
Yolie: So, what was the big deal with Yamato and Takeru?
Davis: *looks at her* You mean you weren't freaked out that Yamato and Takeru are dating?
Yolie: No, not at all. I mean, I could never get into a gay relationship, but it doesn't bother me that other people do so.
Ken: But, Yamato and Takeru are not only gay, they're BROTHERS!
Yolie: Oh, really?
Davis: -_-; You mean to tell me that all this time, you didn't know that Yamato and Takeru are brothers?
Yolie: Well, now that I think of it, they do kind of look alike.
Ken: *eyebrow twiches* And I thought Mimi was dense . . .
~ End . . . I hope. ~
