You Know You Are DBZ Obsessed When...

You make racial remarks on Green People
You act like a monkey at the full moon
You start your own sentai force named after a food area
You and your friend are fighting someone strong and try to use fusion
You eat a bean you think you will get lots of stength
You try to prove your strong by pushing 20 buses
You look like your father cause your his 2nd son and your 2nd son looks like you
You only live by drinking water
You weild a sword in public
You know every move in the video games
You make a Dragon Ball
You knew they're 508 episodes
You've seen every movie
You try Shinkou Idou
You grow your hair very long and turn it into a spike like hair style
You try to grow a tree that will suck the life out of earth making fruit for you to gain high power strength
You have a big appetite
A big lust for fighting
You know how each character obtained a level of super saiya-jin
You neglect your son cause he does not have your hair gene
because of your wife, your sons hair does not remain the same for the rest of thier life
You name your child after your ex girlfriend
You marry and have a child with an android
Your older brother is a racist towards green people
You fight someone with high power and an accent of a 19th century english man
Your oppoenent keeps getting cheap with 3 transformations
You make a decisions with games of rock, paper, scissors
You try to swap bodies with your opponents but a frog jumps in a way and you obtain the frogs body
You find 7 circle like stones and you keep them for a year and they turn into these mysterious crystals and a dragon appears asking you a wish
You see a pig wish for a pair of panties by Shen Long
You as a kid can fight a whole army
You see two weird kids take on Hitlers army no problem
Before you try to start a fight, you ask
You beat up little kids for training
All your worst enemies end up becoming your best friends
You see an attack once but never seen it again (like Ryouga Fu Fu Ken)
You travel in time to save your grandmother you recall playing Super Famicon
You are 12 again and your grandaughter calls your grandfather and you kid still calls you dad
You will not train someone without a sense of humor
You catch monkeys to imporve your speed and strength
You think that a gun is some kind of witch craft
Your old master likes to grab womens butts
You try to stay in line all day to be in the front row of prettiest women in the world contest
You invent special capsules to instanlty create transportation and shelter
You have an unknown twin who wants to conquer to world
Your masters sister is a crazed up money loving witch
You plant seeds to make your army of Saiba Men
Your father has the ability to self destruct