One Piece Meets Ah My Goddess!

Urd: You poor little straw-hat shortie! Either you're gay or you need a pheeeeemaaale! Good thing Urd is here to help thee!
Luefy: *blink* *blink* You have shiny hair! =^_^=
Nami: ...
Sanji: *hearts in eyes* *too stupidified to speak* f-n-d-d-d-d-an-a-a-na-naaa...
Urd: [stunned] Why thank you you little straw-hatted cutie! ***k the find your true love stuff!
Sculd: Fndddan wha?
Luefy: *blinks smile away* Huh?
Sanji: *looks over at Skuld* ...hmm...a little young....come back in a couple years, cutie--*gets kicked in the face by Nami*
Nami: Sick pervert
Zoro: *snoooooooore*
Urd: Come over here and give Urdie a huuuu-!
Sculd: YOU PERVERT!
Urd: HEY!
Sculd: NOT YOU! HIM!
Sculd: DIE!!! [PERVERT is instantly written on his foreward]
Sanji: AHHHH!
Nami: Hmph. Serves you right! Jeez...
Luefy: Um....Sanji, you have writing on your face!
Nami: ...what a revelation.
Sculd: Hmph.
Urd: My Luuuuphie is soooo smaaaart!
Luefy: Hehe! *sings* I-am-so-smart! S-M-R-T!
Urd: ... alrighty then.
Sculd: HEY! I'M THE SMART ONE HERE! I BUILT UGLY LITTLE ROBOTS!
Sanji: *wakes up slowly* What a smart little darling you are....if only you were a little more developed....and 18--*kicked in the chin by Nami*
Nami: Don't you die?
Luefy: Nami-san, you are valuable to us, but if you kill Sanji, we will starve.
Sculd: [looks down] I AM TOO DEVELOPED! .... kinda....
Nami: *frustrated sigh* That's the ONLY reason to keep him around.
Belldandy: Oh, is Keichi here?
Luefy: *looks at Skuld* ...What's he mean "developed?" ...
Sanji: *gets up more slowly than last time* D-....developed....like, Nami-san....
Luefy: *looks at Nami* ................*long silence* .........huh?
Nami: =-_-= Nevermind, Luefy...Nevermind.
BD: Developed? Oh my, does someone have a problem?
Nami: Him. *points to Sanji*
Sanji: YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF THEM ALL! *glomps onto Bell*
Luefy: *blink* ....Wow, he heals very quickly! =^_^=
Nami: .......
Urd: This is DEVELOPED, Lueeffffie-poo. [bounces]
BD: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! YOU'RE NOT KEICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luefy: *stares*
Nami: EEE! *punches Luefy* That's not polite, you idiot! *looks at Sanji* AAAH! THAT EITHER! *kicks Sanji off Belldandy*
BD: OH MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HE TOUCHED MEEEEEEEE! KEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIII!
Skuld: LET'S KILL HIM, URD!!!! URDDDDD! Urd?
Urd: ((GLOMP)) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Luuuuuueeeeeeffffffffiiiiiiiie!
Nami: *kicking Sanji's ass in the background* Good job, you violated a Norse Goddess!!!!!
Luefy: *blink* *stupidified* S-soft skin.
Sanji: HAVE MERCY NAMI-SAN!
Skuld: [stares] Just keep your shirt on U... URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!
BD: [picks up shirt] Oh my.
Skuld: PUTTTTTTTTTTTT IT BAAAAAAACK!
Luefy: *takes this very inopportune moment to faint* =x_x=
Nami: *stops a second* ....wasn't he supposed to be our invincible captain...?
Sanji: *stares at Urd's accessories* Duuuhhhhh.......
Nami: *leer* *resumes ass kicking*
BD: [magicly pops shirt back] Urd, be NICE!
Luefy: *wakes up* are we at Grand Line yet, Nami-san?
Nami: =x_o= I don't know....*still holding Sanji by the collar* Maybe....maybe this IS Grand Line!
Sanji: So....where's the treasure?
Luefy: I know! Maybe the pretty lady knows! *to Urd* Do you know where we can find a really really big treasure? =^_^=
Sanji: *glares at Luefy* My lady's prettier. *stares at Belldandy*
Nami: ....mou....
Urd: [smacks Sanji] USE YOUR EYES, YOU BAKA! Swweeeetttie, I know of no treasure, but I have two REALLY BIG THINGS....
Luefy: where? Is it gold?
Nami: Luefy you-------IDIOT!!! =>_<=
Sanji: *lies on the ground, unconscious*
BD: Oh my me.
Urd: HAHA! SERVES YAH RIGHT YAH PERV! Soooo.... want the TREASURE Luefy-poo?
Skuld: DON'T YOU DARE! WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH!
Luefy: Yes, please! I need to find it so I can be the greatest pirate--hey, wait...*loooong silence* .......Your hair is shiny =^_^=
Urd: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE! I bet you have a big dick TOOOOO
Skuld: TOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH INFORMAAAATION!
BD: Ooooh, Keichi has one of those! Except he calls it Keichi Jr.!
Nami: *pretends she's not listening to any of this*
Sanji: ...his can't compare to my--*slapped by Nami*
Nami: You just be silent.
Sanji: .........
Nami: Thank you.
Luefy: (I could say something really sick about his rubber body and his ability to stretch body parts like a rubber band, but I won't =^_^=) ............*long silence* ...............I like forks. =^_^=
Urd: WOW! ME TOO! LET'S GO ***K NO-!
SKULD: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! Leave him ALONE!!!!
BD: I thought you said virgins were too much work to break in? [looks innocent]
Nami: *blush*
Sanji: *big blush and pervy smile*
Luefy: *clueless as usual* what's ***k mean?
Zoro: *writhes in his sleep* *long silence*
Luefy: Oh wait! That must be Grand Line dialect for finding treasure! Ok! Let's ***k =^_^= *happy innocent smile*
Nami: !!!! =x_o=
Zoro: *wakes up* WHAT!?
Sanji: *looks at Bell* Yes, let's.
Urd: YES, LUEFY! LET'S FUCK NOW!!!! FIIIIIIIIRRRRRRST COOOOOMMMME GET THE [BOUNCEBOUNCE] TREAASURE.... S
kuld: UUUUUUURRRRRRRD!
Bell: You're not Keichi. You're just a perv. KEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIICHHHHHHI!
Luefy: Yay! Hey, guys I'm gonna get the--......*stare*
Sanji: ...who the @#$* is Keiichi?
Zoro: ....Go make me dinner, I'm hungry after my nap!
Sanji: ...Hey, I don't have to listen to you!
Keichi: [glomps Nami from behind] I sent Bell to go get condoms... she won't be back for hours... HEY, why are you asking Urd for TREASURE when you have TWO REALLY BIG ones RIGHT HERE [squeeze]???
BD: OH MY ***KING GODDESS!!!
Nami: EEEK!! *punches Kei* GOD, Sanji, what do you have some kind of freakin CULT!?
Zoro: ...did I miss something? We found the treas--AHHH! LUEFY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Luefy: *stare*
URD: GOOD BOY! WANT THE TRREEEAASURE! HERE BOY! COME GET IT! COME GET IT!
Skuld: [smacks forehead]
BD: THAT IS IT! NO SEX FOR THREE CENTURIES, KEICHI!
Zoro: Luefy...those aren't treasure.........
Luefy: huh? But..they're so beautiful!!
Zoro: =~_~=
Sanji: *jumps over to Bell's side* You poor poor child.....let Sanji-sweetie take care of all your needs....
Nami: Know what? F*ck you.
Luefy: *blink* She wants you to find treasure, Sanji! *grabs Urd's breasts* These are mine! Find your own! =^_^=
Zoro: *blush* *small nosebleed* LUEFY!
URD: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! NOW SUCK ON THEM AND YOU CAN GET MAGICAL POW----
Skuld: STOOOOOOP!
Luefy: *looks up at Urd* *stares at her face* *looooooong silence* ............Can I touch your hair?
Urd: YOU my darling can touch WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Luefy: YAY! =^_^= *pets Urd's hair happily*
Sanji: *sigh* You stupid, stupid man.....
Zoro: .... ....... .....*turns to Skuld* Hey....can you tell me what's going on? =O,o=
Nami: I'll kill him....as soon as he finishes with that OTHER WOMAN I'll kick his treasure hunting ass.....
Skuld: Yeah, that's my sister Urd the whore she's a Goddess Second Class and I'm.... [hearts in eyes] I'm Skkkuuuuuuulddd...
Skuld: I'm a whore too! PLEASE TAKE ME! I'M YOURS!
Zoro: *stare* *blink* *light blush* WHAT!? *blush deepens*
Sanji: I'll take you! Please, let me--AAAAHHHHHH!!! *gets attacked by an off the edge Nami*
Nami: LUEFY YOU STUPID STUPID STUUUPIIIIID JERK!!! *randomly destroys Sanji*
Skuld: [jumps into Zoro's arms] TAKE ME NOOOOW!
Urd: So, if you can touch whatever YOU want baby, can I touch whatever IIII want nooooooooowwwww?
Luefy: Um, ok! =^_^= Just not my hat. It's my treasure.
Zoro: HAWAAAHH?? AHH! *falls over* I will not rape the minor I will not rape the minor I will not rape the minor I will not rape the minor I will not rape the--*faints*
SKULD: [licks head] RAPETHEMINORRAPETHEMINORRAPETHEMINORALREADY!!!!!!
Urd: Okay! [grabs AHEM]
Zoro: *wakes up, being licked* AHHH!
Luefy: =^_^= Okee dok--AH! =@_@= *smiles stupidly*
Nami: *sits darkly in the corner and mumbles cryptic thoughts to herself*
Sanji: *unconscious and internally bleeding next to her*
SKULD: PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEASE? I'LL MAKE IT GOOD, I PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOMIIIIIISE!
Urd: [continues makeshift hand job]
Luefy: *drools in a trance, blinking occasionally*
Zoro: *hugs Skuld tightly* I CANNOT MAR SUCH YOUNG LOVELINESS!
Skuld: Thank you BUT YES YOU CAN! JUST TRY REALLY, REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD!!!
Zoro: *words echo in his ear* ~hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard...~
BD: Speaking of HARD... [points to Luefy]
BD: Tsk tsk Urd.
Urd: SHUT UP SIS! LET LUEFY GIVE HIS OWN OPINION OF MY... TALENTS!
Zoro: *...yep* You're so pure....so.....so sweet!
Luefy: =x_x= *too stupidified to speak*
SKULD: NO NO NO! THINK DIRTY! I'M DIRTY AND VERY FUCKABLE!
Zoro: *goes back to evil Zoro* *smiles evilly* YES YOU ARE!! *rolls over on top of her*
Luefy: *finally able to speak* ....You know what..? I like this more than forks.
Skuld: Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! EVIL! DIRTY! FUCKABLE! HARD!
Urd: Heeeheee, you'll like this more than your hat in a minute...
Luefy: *blink* Really? Cuz this hat is really important to--AH! OH GOD!!
Zoro: Muwahahahahaha! *ravishes*
Skuld: AHHHH! DO THAT AGAIN! WITH YOUR HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Urd: [hj-doing] Scream! Scream! SCREEEEEAM!!!!!
BD: Oh, ***k chastity! Ooooohhhhh SANJI, I'm BORED....
Sanji: *seemingly dead but miraculously jumps up* BERU-SAAAAAA! *jumps on her*
Nami: *cries into her arms and curses the name of Luefy D. Monkey*
Luefy: AAAAAHHH!!! OOHHH GOD! YES!
Zoro: *feels Skuld up*
Skuld: Hmmm, touch me aaaaaaaaagggggggaiiiiin!
BD: Hehehe, heeey there cutie! [squeezes ass] Niiiiiiiiicccccce!
Urd: LOUDER! LOUDER! LOUDER!
Zoro: *rubs Skuld's ass*
Sanji: ee! *ass grabbed* ooohhh....feisty. *makes out passionately with her*
Luefy: OHHHH YES!!
Nami: *digs her grave*

This is really funny and kinda preverted. *^_^*