You Know You're a Character
This is a random list I put together at an ungodly hour. I think they're funny, but you may differ so Back and scroll down if you stay. There are 2 lists so keep reading!!
You Know Your a ONE PIECE Character When:
1. your body stretches
2. you can sleep through any situation
3. you stabbed yourself under the eye
4. you have a 5 inch long nose
5. you're a reindeer
6. nobody sees your left eye
7. you've never caught a cold in your life
8. you're trying to buy a village
9. your a pirate princess
10. you're 139yr. old and you act like a teenager still
11. your 10ft tall, have blue skin, and a pointy nose
12. you eat your leg, all of it
13. your right arm is an axe
14. you run around bare footed in -50 degrees celcius
15. you wear a farmer hat and can eat 40 people worth
of food
16. you swing around 200kg easily
17. you starve yourself for 85 days
18. you can come up with a fake story in 2 sec. flat
19. you have a blue nose
20. you have a big red nose
21. you fall asleep on your own hypnosis
22. you fight a giant whale
23. you have a pet lion
24. you can turn into a jackel
25. you can turn into a falcon
You know Your a Gundam Wing Character When:
1. you have a 3 foot long braid
2. you can kill someone with a gun in 100 ways
3. you let your sister throw knives at you
4. you stalk the person who's trying to kill you
5. your Arabian with blonde hair and blue eyes
6. you have an obession with tameing lions
7. you can pull out a katana from a hammered space
8. you self-destruct and live
9. you sip wine and plan a war
10. you change personalities 8 times in a week
11. your a perfect soldier
12. you have a uni-bang
13. you have 29 sisters
14. you wear paracute pants and a prist shirt
15. you don't kill women or weaklings
16. you don't need sleep
17. you always wear a clown suit
18. you think you're a test tube baby
19. you can jump a 15 foot fence
20. you wear a tanktop and spandex
21. you were married at age 14
22. your doctor has a robotic arm
23. you don't have a name
24. you are the god of death
25. you put a mask on your 10 story weapon
Frankly, I think if you do or have any of these characteristics, you should get some help. Serious help, like now. (Goes off to get counseling) Oh yes, and if you can do all of the things on either of the lists, then your a freak. And if you can do both lists whole, then YOUR A FREAK OF NATURE!!!!
