Garrett McCord

Stats: Caucasian (not white, that term is derogatory in today's world), blue eye, blonde, 19.

Likes: Final Fantasy, Fencing, Swimming, Mint Ice Cream, Literature, Genetics (heck, any biological science), Anime/Manga, cooking, all music except Gothic Metal, Sex and the City, and Survivor.

Dislikes: People who walk or drive to slow and you can't get around them, Math, close minded people, math, people who actually encourage stereotypes, and math. (I hate math too!)

Favorite Video Games: FF 4,6,7,8,10 (9 and 5 kinda blowed) Star Ocean 2, Shadow Hearts, Tetris, and The Bouncer.

Inspirations: Family, God, friends, Jhonen Vasquez, Rumiko Takahashi, Squaresoft, my old bio teach Mr. Keller, my cat Snuggles.

Well, I go to UC Davis as a Genetics major, which unfortunately requires me to do a lot of Calculus and Physics. Grrrrr… Well, I made this game because well, I really like RPG's and of course, everyone believes they can make the perfect video game if they had the resources and I came close. All I was missing was a multi-million dollar budget, people working for me, powerful technology, etc… Ah well. I also had made a couple of comics called the Anti-climax Battles. There was part one, then because of surprising popular demand a part two and three. Four was a really cheesy but fun video game I programmed. Five is also a video game that is in the works by my partner in crime, Janelle. I also run a site called the Big Links Page of Unspeakable Horrors, an on-line comic index that gets about 2000 hits a month now, I am very pleased to say. In the future, maybe I will get to do other comics and games, right now though I only have a couple of ideas that aren't developed, plus I am burnt out after Princess Rei. Plus, I am going to be busy with taking at school, you guessed it, Math class! Plus Chemistry, plus Adultery in Literature (which I greatly look forward too), and I am a Resident Advisor, which will undoubtedly suck up my free time.

Currently, my partner Janelle and I formed Dancing Monkey Studios, which is the name we put on the games we create. Currently finished are Anticlimax Battles 4: The Irony Continues, Sorrowed Dreams: The Legend of Princess Rei. We are now working on some others as well, Sorrowed Dreams II: Wisher's Fate, and The Legend of Zeldo a spoof of the Legend of Zelda series which stars Fojo and Harmeet. Also close to finish is a cheesy, one level game like Arachnoid (if you remember that game...) called Anticlimax Battles 5!!!!!.

Shout out: Want to say hi too, Will (I wuv you!), Jason, Carrie, Chloe, Janelle, my little bro, Andrew, Jenny, Sarah, Katrina, Arwen (aka: Death), the UCD Uber-mommy Becca, and Daniel. I love all of you so much, you mean a lot too me. Oh, and hi to all my future residents and RA Staff!

Also thanks to all of those who read my site and my comics. You guys keep me going!

EMAIL ~ protogarrett@yahoo.com

Janelle Pesinger

Stats: Caucasian, long brown hair, brown eyes, 19

Likes: Anime, Making games and comics, Mega Man and all things surrounding Mega Man, Slayers, Chocolate & Peanut Butter Oreos, Dragon Ball GT, MST 3000

Dislikes: Stuff that is mean and makes me sad...

Favorite Video Games: MEGA MAN X4!!! Valkerie Profile, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Inspirations: Voices in my head, Jhonen Vasquez, Akira Toriyama, Capcom and their wonderful scriptInG and and DubBiing

Well, where to start. I'm currently going to Saddleback with plans of moving on to Fullerton, but as for a major, ::Shrug::. If I luck out, I might actually fashion my own major (It's possible at some colleges to make one). I'm thinking of something involving computers, like graphic design or computer animation etc. I always like to dabble with Photoshop and Illustrator, so my artwork is very computer based. But don't confuse that with the idea that I can't draw shit and let the computer do it for me.

But anyway, I'm glad to have helped in making this game. I created the Fojo, Ildon, and a few Rei sprites, along with the character faces. Besides that, I drew the Title Page and Game Over Screen. I also drew all the piccys you see on this site. Um...Oh yeah, and some random scripting, ideas, and programming stuff. And....DUH!!!....Working on this site! XD

PLUG INS: Well, it has been my childhood dream to create video games, so I got three that I'm working on right now. The first game I'm going to mention actually wasn't made on RPG MAker. Instead I used a program called The Games Factory, where I made a side scrolling shoot-em-up kind of game. The first one that will be up pretty soon is only like, one crappy level, but it's the first game I've made and the programming was a bitch to figure out, so I am proud of that crappy level! Yes, it's going to be um....stuff and I can't think of anything right now....Just wait for it. Anticlimax Battles and FBA2 come together for this game. In short, prepare for ACB 5! Yippee!! Prepare for some doom!

What else...Lessee....Right now, what is just being started right now is my Legend of Zeldo game on RPG Maker. As you can guess by the name, it's a parody. I got a little bit done for you to try, so go check it out in the Extras Download. GO NOW!!!!!

And what will be done WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the late future will be another ACB game, but since it's not just one level, it has a reason to not be done right away as compared to ACB5. It will also have things like....Story and several levels and bosses and the like. Expect that sometime next year.

Special Thanks: Thankees all to my friends and family, especially Garrett...

Garrett: Awe...

Me: ...for driving me insane. THANK YOU EYORGH!!!

Garrett: ...I take that back.

Me: Awe come on Garrett, I mean it all with respect. I wouldn't be nearly as creative without the silly stuff that we have done and thought up.=) YAY!! I also thank God for creating the Universe and forming my existance, and forgiving me for all the crap that I've done.

EMAIL ~ neo_omega_x@yahoo.com