My Star Signs
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a p****.
TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a godd*** communist.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bise****. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bas****. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a s***.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bas***** and kiss mirrors a lot.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This s***-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while scre****. Virgos make good bus drivers and pim**.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably que**. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women great and really good looking yey especially Becki ^_~.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bi***. Most Scorpio people are murderers.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting f*****.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickensh**. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a f****** jerk.
PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) Your very smart, cute, funny and every one loves to be around you. If your name is Washu or Ryo your both destined to rock for ever. Your the greatest at what you do all powerful with hidden powers. Your the greatest anyone knows.