Unforgettable Random Quotes Agent X "Stand still so I can stab you! Stabbity-stab-stab!" ~Alex Hayden's diary depicting Taskmaster Angel "I miss that smell!" ~Cordelia "Camembelt I believe." ~Wes "No, MONEY! I miss the smell of money!" ~Cordelia "She's not just saying that. I hide some in the office sometimes just to watch her. It's uncanny!" ~Angel "So much power here to be had for the taking and you quibble at the price. A true ruler serves none save his own ambition!" ~Illyria Avatar: The Last Airbender "Your future is full of struggle and anguish...most of it self inflicted!" ~Aunt Wu, the fortuneteller to Sokka Blade Runner "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." ~Batty The Crow "Victims...aren't we all?" ~Eric Draven Dave Chappelle Show "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch tonight?" ~Wayne Brady Full Metal Jacket "We are jolly green giants walking the earth...with guns" ~Crazy Earl "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam...the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture...and kill them!" ~Seargeant Joker G.I. Joe "And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!" ~G.I. Joe public service announcement Hero "The nameless warrior was executed as an assassin but buried as a hero. The King of Qin went on to conquer all of the six Kingdoms and unite the country. As China's first Emperor he completed the Great Wall to protect his subjects. This was more than two thousand years ago. But even now when the Chinese speak of their country They call it OUR LAND." ~Narrator The Incredibles "We're dead! We're dead! We survived, but we're dead!" ~Dash Justice League Unlimited "No...because I'm EVIL!" ~The Flash in Lex Luthor's body when asked if he washed his hands after going to the bathroom The Last Unicorn "Oh she'll kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that *I* caught her, and *I* held her prisoner. So there's my immortality." ~Momma Fortuna Lord of the Rings: Return of the King "All you have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given to you." ~Gandalf Memoirs of a Geisha "The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves, until one day there are none." ~Sayuri Nitta "You cannot say to the sun, "more sun" or to the rain, "less rain." To a man, geisha can only be half a wife. We are the wives of nightfall. And yet, to learn kindness after so much unkindness, to understand that a little girl with more courage than she knew, would find her prayers were answered, can that not be called happiness? After all these are not the memoirs of an empress, nor of a queen. These are memoirs of another kind." ~Sayuri Nitta Nietzsche "He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster, for as you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back into you"~Nietzsche Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl "Take what that you can..." ~Jack Sparrow "...give nothing back." ~Mr. Gibbs Princess Bride "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father - prepare to die." ~Inigo Montoya Sir Bon "Luke, I'm your daddy! Say it!. Who's your daddy, Luke? Who's your daddy? You've been a naughty boy, Luke. Daddy's gonna have to spank you!" ~Sir Bon and a friend discussing what might be had the original Star Wars been made now instead of back then. "...And then, they all died!" ~Sir Bon after some episode ends at the anime club in UT - much to the annoyance of several members. Spiderman 2 "Whoa...he just stole that dude's pizza!" ~random guy on the street "witnessing" Spiderman mugging Peter Parker Two Stupid Dogs "Aw, that's so cute...BUT IT'S WRONG!" ~? Transformers: Generation One "Goodbye Shockwave, may your twisted spark burn in the inferno for all eternity." ~Optimus Prime Ultimate Spiderman "When I first met you, I thought that you were incredibly evil and I wanted to say many things to you, but I was afraid that I would forget them so I wrote them down (pulls a piece of paper from suit and begins to read). *ahem* You are so fat that when you cut yourself shaving this morning, marshmallow jet puffs came out..." ~Spiderman The Usual Suspects "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." ~Verbal Kint on the existence of the near mythic crime boss of all crime boss, Keyser Soze Venture Brothers "Your detective skills are impeccable, Brock Samson. You have succeeded in uncovering my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon chained to an albino!" ~Baron Underbite W.I.T.C.H. "On a stormy day, who is stronger: the oak tree or the reed" ~Yan Lin Wanted "Didn't they warn you what you were going up against? Didn't they tell you what I was capable of? I'm the scariest super fuck who ever walked the earth. Didn't they explain that you'd been sent to kill the Killer?" ~The Killer X-Men: Dream's End "I am not made out of steel, I am made of rage!" ~Colossus