HELP WANTED!


      Are you currently working at a dead end job? Do you want to have more excitement in your life? Do you have an evil streak hiding deep within your soul? If so, then why not join us! The evil Grand Poobah Big Bon is looking for a few good evil minions to join in his army of evil and help him rule/destroy the world (whichever one is easier to achieve!)


The Grand Poobah Big Bon only demands a few things from his minions and they are as follows:

      ~Must give complete loyalty to the Big Bon, our great, mighty, evil Grand Poobah!
      ~Must be EVIL
      ~Must be ruthless, cold-hearted and non-squeemish
      ~Must have no weakness for cute things
      ~Must be of above average intelligence
      ~All your souls are belong to us!
      ~Deaf people get sign up bonus (damn that Minmei effect!)
      ~Being a hot, sexy catgirl is a plus
      ~Being a hot, sexy anything is a plus!


Here are some of the perks of being one of the Grand Poobah Big Bon's loyal evil minions:

      ~Full dental/medical coverage (and if you don't like the current doctor we are using, we will help you kidnap, er..."acquire" the services of the doctor of your choice!)
      ~You get to wear our trademark uniforms and armor that not only say you're evil and are about to maim something, but shows the world that you are stylish and cool as well!
      ~We will give you your very own dimensional pocket with which to store all the fancy weapons that we will give you. And if you don't like it, we could always help you mug an anime girl and take hers
      ~If the dimensional pocket is not enough for you, we will also give you "The Clip!" It will fit any gun of any size, configuration, era, or world and give you unlimited ammunition! When we say waste those suckers, we meant WASTE THOSE SUCKERS!
     ~Learn the ancient art of torture and the refined art of death dealing from some of the greatest living masters!
      ~Comradarie and brotherhood through weekend barbecues as we torture our enemies and peasants who dare revolt against our master!
      ~Have the ability to steal, er..."earn" your fortune in a short amount of time!
      ~See the world and come across all the many different cultures and places...just before we destroy it!
      ~Meet many interesting people...just before we blow them all away!