From rinijupiter 
1. Duo: (to Heero) Is it me, or do those shorts cut off your circulation? 

2. Heero: Shut up, Duo, just cuz you don't look as good in spandex... 

3. Trowa and Quatre: Love me, that's all I ask of you...... 

4. Duo and Nephrite starting a bitch fight over who has better hair 

5. Kunzite: (to Zechs) Revlon #58, Pure White? 
Zechs: *GASP* How did you guess?! 

6. Duo, Heero, and Quatre dressed as the Sailor Starlights... and 
they're still guys. 

7. Heero: Do these shorts make my butt look big? 

8. Duo: Man, I need to go on a diet.... 

9. Wufei: GIRL POWER! 

10. All of the pilots: One night in Bangkok and the world's your 
oyster.... (from Chess) 

11. Relena: <barking into a cell phone at her agent> What do you mean 
kicking Heero's ass isn't in my contract?!? 

12. Heero sees Duo brandishing a riding crop, and with a sigh of 
resignation, bends over. 

13. Relena: Peace? What's that?