Another One? Well, If you Insist…

 

Actually, I had pretty crummy reviews, but I decided to do this anyway, since I had fun. :)

Yami: No… T_T

Actually, there's Yugi torture in here. >)

Yugi: O_O;;

Kaiba: Yay! >D

Yami: Oh, Ra, why do you want to hurt my Aibou?! T_T;

 

Well, this one was inspired by a Pokemon manga short by Toshihiro Ono. This is also why it takes place before Duelist Kingdom and all that jazz, when Yugi's friends didn't know that he had a Yami.

 

And, this will also be in script form. Why? Because I'm lazy and I'm on caffeine again (Also, it fits the story). :3 But this installment will probably be the only one that's in script form, since I happen to like writing in novel form better, and looking for flowery words.

 

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh. Now, please get off my back! T_T

 

RATED: The manga is actually PG, but in my opinion, it should be PG-13. It gets pretty messy…

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Just Call Me Yami!

 

Yami, the narrator: People call me Yami. I can turn into myself from Yugi. And no one ever sees through me.

*****

Yami (Possessing Yugi's body): *Patting Téa on her butt* *PAT*

Téa: O_O;

*Yugi gets un-possessed*

Téa: Yugi, you are the lowest of the low!! >_<; *Kicks Yugi* *THAA KAMMM!*

Yugi: O__O *Blood shoots out of Yugi's nose*

*****

Yami (behind a bush, blatantly spying on Téa in the hot springs): *RSSL*

Téa: YEEEK! O____O;;;

*Yami exits Yugi's body once again*

*Téa has just beaten Yugi senseless with a baseball bat*

Joey: Don't do it, Téa!

Téa (still holding bat): GRRR >____<;

Yugi (covered in blood): N- not- Not guilty… @_@

*****

Yami: All in a day's work for an expert Yami!

Dark Magician: Uhhh, Yami… You might want to turn around…

Yugi (Trembling behind Yami): >( *TRRMBL TRRMBL*

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Yep, real stupid. I just used the wording from that comic, sound effects and all.

Mystical Elf: Uhhh, Bunny… You might want to turn around…

*Turns around and sees Yugi and Yami, really, really mad!*

Yugi and Yami: >( *TRRMBL TRRMBL* *Beat the living crap out of the author*

O___O;;; AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Dies* X_X