To Date or not to Date?:
"Chunk" 2
Author's Note: Another one of those "Round Robin" fics. I'm not sure if we'll ever get around to doing more of this, but if we do, it will be in little bits and pieces. Sorry, but that's the way it's gonna be…
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Part II
He then shook himself and thought, "I look like Pegasus staring at Mai!" He glanced back at Mai who looked genuinely sad. "Well," he thought, "I guess she IS kinda pretty. Ever since she got rid of that stupid lace-up shirt and way-too-short skirt, she's seemed...kinda...nice." He looked back at Serenity and thought, "Come to think of it, Mai's A LOT prettier than HER." He put his arm around Mai and said, "Don't cry. I'm beginning to...well--um--" Kaiba stuttered. He had never actually LIKED a girl before. Mai just put a finger over his lips and said, "I get the picture." Then she kissed him.
Bakura looked at Kaiba and Mai and smiled. He then looked over at Tea who was still drooling. He laughed and thought, "She is pretty and really nice. I think I really do have a big crush on her. And unless I'm going crazy...I think she likes me."
Bakura walked over to her and said "Hi Tea!" "H - h - h - hi," Tea stutters. "Hungry?" Bakura asked her. "Y - ya" "Wanna go get something to eat?" Tea nodded her head and Bakura put his arm around her and kissed her lightly. She closed her eyes and kissed him back. They both walked to the food court in each other's arms.
Tristan had absolutely no clue what to say to Sango. He just stood there staring at her. Then all of a sudden she tried to kiss him. Tristan was so shocked and scared he ran away screaming, "She tried to kiss me!!!!!!!!"
At that moment Miroku walked in and took in what had just happened. Sango stood there, shocked, staring at Tristan. Then Miroku ran up to her and said, "But I thought we had something special going on!!!!" Then he tried to grab her...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" **SMACK SMACK SMACK**
Tristan whirled around and ran over to Sango, scooping her up in his arms. "STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU PERVERT!!!!" he screamed at Miroku, who was currently flat on his back on the floor.
Kaiba tore away from Mai and jogged over to see what was going on.
Tristan realized that he was actually holding a girl. He started screaming and juggling her like a hot potato. Sango was having fun. Tristan threw Sango into Kaiba's arms. "HERE YOU HAVE HER! I DON'T WANT IT!"
Mai came over and smacked Kaiba for being a player. "HEYYYYY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" He yelled. "TRISTAN THREW HER AT ME!" "Oh," Mai said sheepishly. "My gosh you're stupid!" said Tristan.
Back at the food court, Bakura was desperately trying to flirt with Tea but was failing highly. "So, your hair looks...poofy..I mean pretty today. And your clothes are cocky...I mean cute." Tea stared blankly at Bakura then looked away. "Want a ham-booger...I mean burger, Tea," Bakura asked. "Um…sure," she replied.
Trying to save himself and lighten the moment...Bakura shoved his finger up his nose to follow along with what he accidentally said. Tea started to laugh hysterically and then suddenly Bakura broke down and joined her. "Whew," Bakura thought.
Tristan thought he was contaminated with cooties. He ran around in circles screaming, "EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! COOTIES!!!!!!!"
Finally he jumped into the water fountain! " Are they gone??"
"Here I give them to you!" He jumped out and went over to Kaiba & slapped him upside the head! " There you're contaminated!!! BYE!"
Meanwhile, while all of the rest of them were acting immature and stupid, Inuyasha and Kagome were making out in the boy's bathroom. Kaiba chose that moment to walk in with Mai. He stared at Kagome and Inuyasha, who were too wrapped up in each other to notice...yet.
"EWWW!!! MY EYES THEY BURN!!!!" Mai screamed. Inuyasha and Kagome's heads snapped around and they glared at the couple. "Ummmm...maybe we'll come back later..." Kaiba said. Inuyasha growled and gnashed his teeth. Kagome just giggled. Kaiba scooped up Mai and went back to the food court to go get lunch.
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha and Kagome continued kissing as if nothing had happened. Mai muttered, "That was very disturbing." Kaiba agreed totally. "Yeah I know...Hey! Why are you looking me that way? I think I'll go get something to drink." Mai grabbed his arm and said, "You're not going anywhere. Let's go kick those other two out so we can have our turn." Kaiba shook his head. "Nah, I think I'm gonna go see how Bakura's doing."
Mai followed him out to the table where Bakura and Tea were. Bakura had his finger STUCK up his nose all the way to his knuckle. Kaiba grabbed his arm and ripped his finger out of his nose. "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Bakura screamed. "Okay...Tea lets get out of here."
Bakura and Tea walked to the GIRL'S bathroom, went into a stall and start making out like crazy. Unfortunately, the lock on the stall door broke and they both fell out onto the floor...but that didn't stop them from making out...they simply continued.
Tristan was running around in circles, lost his focus, and accidentally fell into the GIRL'S bathroom where, when he got his focus back, he realized there were two people laying on top of each other. "EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" He screamed! " SO THAT'S WAY GIRLS ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM IN PAIRS!!!!" Tea and Bakura glared at him and Tea threw her bra at him, while Bakura laughed his spiky head off.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EAR MUFFS!!!!!!! YUCKY!!!!!!" He ran out of the bathroom, Tea's bra still on his head.
Kaiba and Mai glanced up at the wrong moment. Kaiba quickly looked away, his face turning bright red. Mai also looked away, her face turning red because she was trying not to laugh.
Kaiba stood up all of a sudden and said "I gotta go. It's so gross to see it from the outside. Come on let's go somewhere else." Mai plucked the bra off of Tristan's head and tossed it in the garbage. Kaiba took Mokuba's hand and put his arm around Mai and walked out of the mall thinking "Man these people are perverted."
Mai just yawned and put her head on his shoulder. Kaiba had to suppress a smile as he called his chauffer.
Once Bakura and Tea were done making out, they left the bathroom. If you thought Bakura's hair was messy before, you should have seen it now. Tea's was just as bad.
When they walked out of the bathroom, everyone stared at them, knowing what they had been doing. Bakura grabbed Tea's hand and they walked back to the food court where they started eating lunch.
