MacGyver Quotes
MacGyver Quotes
"Typical. Just when you're getting ahead, someone changes the odds." - MacGyver
"The great thing about a map: it gets you in and out of places in a lot different ways." - MacGyver
"I've found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable." - MacGyver
"Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win." - MacGyver
"For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up ... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape." - MacGyver
"Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that." - MacGyver
"Discipline's only a crime when it's enforced by somebody with the sensitivity and judgment of a rock." - MacGyver
"I'm not trying to be mysterious about it, it's just that what I do is tough to explain." - MacGyver
"I call it an obstacle course. Some of the others call it MacGyverland." - MacGyver
"Another morning, a whole new set of possibilities." - MacGyver
"When I was a kid, my grandfather used to say to me that a fella's life wasn't worth mentioning if he hadn't shared it with some folks along the way." - MacGyver
"You fly-by-night dictators are all the same ... " - MacGyver, goading the bad guy into making a mistake.
"You may not believe this, but there have been times when I've had a lot more fun in the back seat of a car." - MacGyver
"That's when I usually get a call; when someone's in trouble and needs some rescuing." - MacGyver
"I think I should get an unlisted phone number." - MacGyver
"Put twelve guys carrying sticks in an enclosed area and sooner or later ... men will be boys." - MacGyver
"Linda, sweetheart, the car will go now; I suggest you go with it." - MacGyver
"Only a fool is sure of anything, a wise man keeps on guessing." - MacGyver quoting Harry
"Old Minnesota wisdom; if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable." - MacGyver
"A good relationship is alot like a car. If you want it to work smoothly, you gotta put alot of work into it, and have the right tools." - MacGyver
"I think if you try hard enough and make the best of a situation, the situation won't get the best of you." - MacGyver
"My mother used to make fried chicken. I really loved that fried chicken. Now I'm startin' to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens." –MacGyver
"Now technically I'm driving a stolen car, following a kidnapper, and I haven't even had my first cup of coffee: so much for easing into the day." – MacGyver
"You can tell a lot about someone by the things he keeps on his desk – provided you can get to his desk," –MacGyver
"If this works, it'll keep us from getting' caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from gettin' old," –MacGyver
"I know I said I was gonna slug him, but how d'you hit a kid?" -MacGyver
"I don't like being jerked around like a big dog on a short leash." -MacGyver
"Multipurpose clerical wear. Something for every occasion - especially for getting out of trouble." -MacGyver
Pete: "Mac, I just have one question about repelling: what happens if the line breaks?"
MacGyver: "Ya fall."
