A/N: I had REAL fun with this one *snicker* Hopefully you will too ^_^

Dedication: This is dedicated to my friend Aviy, who wants me to write a Miroku/Inuyasha lemon more than anything, and Ra-chan [Sango-sama] who gave me this idea in the first place ^_^

Disclaimer: Two words: Not mine. Thank you ^_^

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"That felt good," Kagome sighed, contented, as she stretched her arms above her head while walking. Beside her, an equally relaxed Sango nodded in agreement, "Hai, it’s been a while since we came across a hot spring."

"And Miroku-sama didn’t try to take a peek either," Kagome added pointedly.

Sango paused, "…Should we feel proud?"

Kagome halted mid-step to ponder this.

"…Nah."

The taiji-ya nodded, "Thought so."

"But…I wonder what the guys were doing that was causing all those bangs…and the yelling…" Kagome murmured.

"And quakes…" Sango added. The time traveling girl turned towards her, an eyebrow raised in a questioning manner; "There were quakes?"

"Well, they were really small…it could have been my imagination."

Now that puzzled things… usually everything was calm or if Miroku and Inuyasha happened to get into another fight, there wouldn’t be just "little quakes" but huge, all out shifts in the landscape as well as an infinite amount of expletives being heard within a five mile radius, at least it would seem that way.

"Okay, now I’m worried," Kagome announced, heightening her speed down the forest path back towards camp, with Sango shortly following.

It wasn’t that far off, actually, it was more like a half-a-minute run before they came across a small area littered with thorn bushes. These can be easily avoided with minimal scratches, but it did take careful steps to do so.

Kagome went forward, moving slowly among the petite thorn valley that was right beside their camp, and paused when she heard heavy panting. What the…

"Now I need a damn bath," Inuyasha growled audibly between gasps of breath, "Kagome better come back soon so I can get rid of this sweat."

"Stop grumbling like you didn't like it," Miroku stated back calmly.

Inuyasha sneered, "That's because I came out on top."

"Predictably. You are half youkai, Inuyasha."

Kagome's face was blanched and could be mistaken for a tomato while Sango sweatdropped, wandering if she should give the benefit of the doubt at what they were overhearing.

"And couldn't you have lightened up just a little bit?" Miroku continued, a slightly annoyed edge in his voice. "My arm will be sore for a few days, not to mention you pinned me down plenty of times."

Kagome had to fight herself from charging through the thorn valley; Inuyasha would not…he COULDN'T have! Kagome shook her head and proceeded through the thorns at her current slow pace, she shouldn't jump to conclusions…she shouldn't…

Inuyasha snorted, "And I thought you would put up a better fight…ke."

"Am I hearing this right?" Sango murmured, anxiety creeping into her voice.

"Hopefully not," Kagome replied. They had BETTER not had done what she's thinking they had done…

By this time, Kagome had made it across the small thorn valley, unscathed, and abruptly ran into view of the monk and the hanyou, Sango following shortly after her.

Inuyasha was sitting back against the tree, breathing heavily with matted hair in result of sweat. The top of his red cloak was removed leaving the white layer on. Across the camp was Miroku in a similar position, only the sleeves of his robes were pulled up to the elbow and was cradling his right arm within his left hand.

Shippou was in the perimeters of Kagome's backpack, munching on caramel, which explained why he wasn't heard before.

"Kagome!" Shippou called happily, slightly muffled by the candy. "About time you came back! I was getting tired of these two arm wrestling…"

Owari

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