Heart of the Cards, Guide Me! Please....
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Key to strange things: ~thoughts to self~ ----- ///Heart of the Cards\Inez/// ----- //Yami// ----- /Yuugi/
Setting: Yami is dueling some little person that he could beat any day without a problem. The only thing that matters is the fact that he's dueling. Let's just say he's dueling Katsuya, since he never has a problem against Katsuya..
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Katsuya: HEY!!! Take that back!!
KK: But it's true...
HotC: Just write this #@$#&%$!!!!
KK: Watch your language!!
Yami: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!
KK: Okay.... Jeeze... Here's the fic!! Enjoy! R+R!
Yami: KK....
KK: OKAY!!!!
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Yami places his hand over his deck. ~Heart of the Cards, guide me. Help me win this game!~ Makes to draw a card.
///No./// The Heart of the Cards says.
Yami stops his hand. //Excuse me?//
///I said no. I'm tired of you always ordering me to guide you, or to help you. You've never asked, you've always ordered. I've never asked for anything!/// The Heart of the Cards replies.
//You wouldn't do this if Yuugi were dueling.// Yami points out.
///True. Yuugi rarely duels, and he never orders me around!///
//Uhg...// Yami groans.
/Okay, so, what do you want from Yami?/ Yuugi asks.
///The Pharaoh has the power to make me human in your world, right?///
//Oh, for the love of Ra!//
/Hush, Yami./ Yuugi orders, then returns his attention to the Heart of the Cards. /Yes, he does. You want to be a human?/
///Of course!///
//But, then, wouldn't that mean you are no longer the Heart of the Cards?// Yami asked.
"Hey! Are we gonna duel, or what?!" Shouts the duelist, Jounouchi Katsuya.
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Katsuya: HEY!!!!!!!
KK: Well, it's true... You don't have a chance in *%$$ against Yami-san...
Yuugi: Aren't we doing a fic here?
KK & Katsuya: Well, yeah...
Yami, Yuugi, & HotC: THEN GET ON WITH IT!!!
KK: OKAY!! Jeeze... Ya don't have to yell...
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"I'm busy talking to my inner voices!" Yami shouts back.
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Yami: I AM NOT!!!
KK: Oh, yes you are.
Yuugi, HotC, & Katsuya: GET BACK TO THE *%$&*^# FIC!!!!!
KK: I didn't know Yuugi-kun and Inez-kun knew that word...
Yuugi, Yami, Katsuya, & HotC: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Well, stop!!" Katsuya shouts back.
"We're trying to get the Heart of our Cards to help me win!" Yami returns angrily.
///Make me a human and I'll do it. I'm a pretty little girl.../// The Heart of the Cards starts.
//I can see the image in your mind...// Yami groans. //Okay, I'll do it.// Does a little magic trick.
A girl the same height as Yami appears next to him. She has silky black hair that falls to her butt, white eyes, and really pale skin. She's wearing white jeans, a white shirt with a black heart in the center, and a charm bracelet with all the Digidestineds' crests on it...
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Digidestined: HEY!!! What are WE doing in this?!?!
KK: You're not. I'm just borrowing your crests...
Digidestineds' Crests: NO!!!!! We are DIGIMON!! Not Yu-Gi-Ou!!!!!!!!!!!!
KK: OKAY!!! I'll change it!! Readers, scratch that last part...
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..., and a charm bracelet with the Suzaku Senshi symbols...
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Suzaku Senshis: AbsolutelyNOT!!!!!!
KK: Why not?!?!?!
HotC/Inez: I REFUSE to wear THEIR crap!!!
Yami: And I refuse to bring her out with their crap on!!!
Senshis: Our symbols are NOT crap, you morons!!!!
KK: I'll fix it, again... Readers, scratch that that last part....
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..., and a charm bracelet with the symbols from the upper right corner of all the Yu-Gi-Ou! cards in the modern world where the readers live!
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KK: Everyone happy?
Inez, Yami, Senshi, Digidestined, & Crests: For now...
Yuugi & Katsuya: THAN LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!
KK: Care to rephrase that...?
Katsuya & Yuugi: *blank looks* Uhm...
Yami: KK-san, keep your sick mind on this story!!
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Katsuya starts to drool. "Oh, wow... What's your name?"
"Inez." The Heart of the Cards, or Inez, replies. "I'm the Heart of the Cards for Yami and Yuugi's deck, so I'm taken. Return your mouth to it's proper position."
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Katsuya: I DO NOT DROOL OVER BEAUTIFUL GIRLS!!!!!
KK: You're right... That's Takeshi...
Takeshi: I DON'T!!!!
Satoshi & Kasumi: Actually, you do...
Yami: I'm going to send you all to the Shadow Realm if you don't move it now!!!!!!!!!
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"Aw, *@^%..." Katsuya hangs his head sadly, then turns to wander off.
"Weren't you two about to duel?" Inez asks.
"I'm too sad to duel now... I just got dissed..." Katsuya runs off.
"That sucks..." Yuugi says, appearing between Inez and Yami.
Yami shruggs. "I would have beat him anyway..."
Inez makes a face. "Only with my help..."
"She has a point." Yuugi says.
"So, how long can I stay out?" Inez asks.
~I'm gonna regret this...~ Yami thinks. "As long as you want..."
"Hurray!!!" Inez hugs Yami, then remembers something. "I need to go shopping..."
Yuugi spots Mai and Anzu. "Hey, Mai!"
The girls walk over. "What about me?" Anzu asks.
Everyone ignores Anzu.
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Anzu: HEY!!!!!!!
*when I said everyone ignores Anzu, I meant EVERYONE!!!!*
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"Hello, Yuugi, Yami. Who's your friend?" Mai asks.
"I'm Inez." Inez says.
"Yami made her appear here." Yuugi explains. "She's the Heart of our Cards. Yami says she can stay in this world as long as she wants, and Inez says she need to go shopping, but neither Yami nor I want to take her..."
"I'll only go if one of you two comes." Inez warns.
Yami smiles and puts his hand on Yuugi's shoulder. "I feel your pain, aibou. I'll see you two when you get home." Yami disappears.
"YAMI!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS LATER!!!!!!!!" Yuugi shouts, then smiles at the girls innocently. "This'll be great! All three of us get to go shopping together!!"
"What about me?" Anzu asks.
"Come on." Mai leads Yuugi and Inez away.
Anzu sits in the middle of the road to cry and is run over.
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Anzu: But... *sobs*
*everyone else twiddles their thumbs*
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~~A/N: And I'm gonna leave this crazyness right there... Uhm, I should have warned everyone at the top that there would be Anzu bashing, but I wasn't even aware of it until she got run over... *evil grin*
Yami: Okay, you need to do the Disclaimer now!
KK: I will not! You guys kept interrupting me! You guys can each do you own Disclaimer!!
Digidestined & Crests: KK-sama does not own Digimon. She only owns the movie.
KK: On DVD!! Thanks to Ames going out of business!!!
Senshi: KK-sama does not own Fushigi Yuugi. She only owns subtitled bootleg copies of the episodes...
KK: You weren't supposed to tell them that!!!!!!!!
Takeshi, Satoshi, & Kasumi: KK-sama does not own Pokemon, thank god! She only owns the first and third movie as well as that Mewtwo Returns one and a $%*# load of Pokemon cards!
Mai, Yuugi, Yami, & Katsuya: KK-sama doesn not own Yu-gi-ou!, just the idea for this fic and another $%*# load of Yu-Gi-Ou! cards and the American CD!!
KK: And I don't own Ames... In fact, NO ONE DOES!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cast flees*
Inez: Uhm, she does own me, sadly...
*KK & Inez disappear*
Anzu: Anyone? *sobs some more*
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Ja!
Katmon =^.^={AKA Okusama KK}
