"For crying out loud! Be careful, dammit!" Hollered Big Bore as his
friend Darby schreeched around another car in his new Firebird.

"Don't be such a baby! I got it under control." Darby stomped on the
throttle and shot by a Geo Storm like it was in reverse. "Man, this car
really hauls! Can't wait to get up to the flats and see what it will
really do!"

"If we live as far as the flats. I don't think I could have put a piece of
paper between us and that van we passed a while ago," grumbled Big Bore.
"Besides, you better slow down, John, my trooper buddy said he was
patrolling this area today. You know he'd love to bust you for a hundred
miles and hour over the speed limit."

"We aren't going that fast. But you're right, John doesn't like me much."
Darby looked in his rearview mirror. "Hey, it's that van we passed
earlier. Looks like he's going to try to get past us now. Heh, I'll show
him!'

"Don't do it Darby. I'm serious. You are going to get us in a stack of
trouble."

Darby looked like he was going to protest for a moment, until he noticed
that Big Bore had taken Thumper out of it's holster and was pointing it
vaguely at the engine compartment. He decided that Big Bore WAS crazy
enough to shoot the engine on his brand new Pontiac, and that the 320 grain
.44 magnum slug wouldn't do anything good to the engine when it hit.
"Okay, okay. Fine." Darby slacked off the throttle and gave the van
plenty of room to pass.

For it's part, the van didn't acclerate on past. As it came up even with
the firebird, Darby and Big Bore noticed the driver was wearing a Tuxedo
and a Mask. Slowly, the van acclerated past the car. Several young girls
wearing Fuku's were sitting in back. As one they stood up on their seats,
turned away from the car and bent over.....showing that they weren't
wearing anything under their skirts. Darby and Big Bore stared in slack
jawed amazement as the van slowly pulled away from them.

Darby put the car in neutral and let it coast to a stop. They sat silently
for a few minutes then Big Bore spoke up.

"Now you've done it Darb! We've been Sailor Mooned!"

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Don't know where that came from!

I've put on my asbestos underwear, you may now comment.....

Later!

Big Bore and the Nitro Express!