AN: Hi…another new fanfics. 1 shot just for humor. I thought it up while I wrote chapter 3 for Heartless World, the sequel chapter 3.

Summary: What happens when Kakashi, Ino, and Sakura eavesdrop on Naruto and Sasuke who are locked in a room together…but yet neither would confess what they were doing.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto..but thinking up new ways to embarrass Sakura is fun :P

Warning: PG Just innuendo...but nothing serious I promise.


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Things aren’t what they always seem

By xxSilverWingsxx


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“Damn you…move your elbow!!” Ino growled at Sakura as they all stood in front of the door listening to the two occupants inside.

“Shhh!” I hear groaning!!” Sakura whispered.

“Ow…ow…let go…that hurts!!” Naruto’s voice traveled through the door.

The three spies looked at each other confused before they concentrated on the door again.

“Sasuke…that hurts!! Quit touching me there!! Ow…just let goooo” Naruto whined.

“Shut up dobe…you’re making this harder than it already is. Just shut up and suck on it!” Sasuke growled.(1)

“Eh?? But I heard sucking on these aren’t good for you…” Naruto trailed off.

Sakura and Ino stared wide eye at what Sasuke was saying.

“Ne…Sasuke…that really hurts!! How would you like it you got it shoved in you!!” Naruto whined.

“Ow!! I meant it!! Quit shoving that damn thing in me!! OW!!! I’m bleeding!!” Naruto wailed.

“Oh shut up!! You got yourself in this mess…so just stay quiet before I make it more painful for you!” Sasuke threaten.

Naruto whimpered.

“Quit thrusting it in me so hard!!” Naruto wailed.

“Ow…don’t hit me! What I do??” Naruto asked.

“You won’t shut up…don’t make me keep that mouth of yours busy!” Sasuke growled.

Kakashi smirked at the thoughts of what his two students were doing in there.

“Ow...Sasuke…don’t you think that’s enough?? I won’t be able to move for a while now thanks to you…” Naruto groaned.

“Shut up,” Sasuke growled.

Naruto’s groan was heard through the door.

“That’s a pretty loud groan…Ino trailed off staring at the door.

“DAMMIT SASUKE DON’T MAKE ME STICK THIS IN YOU!” Naruto threaten.

“I like to see you try that, after all you’re the one who’s tied down,” Sasuke taunted.

All three stared wide eye. Who knew Sasuke liked bondage…

“Ow...why did you have to tie me down??” Naruto wailed.

“Because I need you to stop moving!” he growled.

“You’re only making it more painful for yourself…if you quit moving then this wouldn’t hurt that much…in face you’ll feel better,” Sasuke comment.(2)

“But…you already stuck it in me sooo many damn times today! Are you practicing this on me or something?” Naruto growled.

“Maybe I am,” Sasuke taunt.

“Until you get untie you shouldn’t speak, because you’re at my mercy,” Sasuke threaten.

“Gr…fine…just don’t stick it in me so damn hard. If I bleed again, I’m going to tie you down and do this to you!” Naruto threaten.

“Geeze…you don’t even know where to stick it…what makes you think I’m going to be scare?” Sasuke asked in amusement.

“Dammit!! I’ll sic Sakura and Ino on you while you’re tie down then!” Naruto howled.

“I SAID QUIT STICKING THAT STICK IN ME!!” he yelled.

“GR, that’s it…I’m going to put your mouth to use,” Sasuke growled.

Sakura blinked as she stared at Ino in confusion.

“Oh my god!! Sasuke don’t stick that in my mouth!! It’s huge and AHH!” Naruto screamed.

“Latme co!!!” Naruto growled his voice muffled from the object in his mouth.

More groans and shuffling around the room could be heard.

“AHHHHHHHHH NARUTO!!” Sasuke yelled. (3)

Kakashi grinned.

“BDSM,” he muttered.

“Eh?? BDSM?” Sakura and Ino asked each other.

“Ow…I’m going to make you regret sticking that shit in me…” Naruto pants.

“I guess that means you don’t want relief from this pain?” Sasuke taunt.

“Wow…Sasuke is wow…” They all thought.

“Damn you Sasuke…next time let’s see how you feel when I do this…” Naruto growled.

“Fine…I might as well give you relief…” Sasuke trailed off.

“Hey, hey!! What are you doing?? Don’t touch me there!! I swear!! Quit touching me there!!” Naruto yelled.(4)

Soon moans could be heard.

“You still don’t want me to touch you there?” Sasuke asked.

“That feels sooo good!” Naruto pants.

“There…I’m done…” Sasuke said slapping Naruto.

“OW!! Why you slap me there!! How…and that’s where you stuck that thing in me too…” Naruto whined.

“Ugh…just shut up long enough so I can untie you…” Sasuke growled.

“Finally!!” Naruto sigh in relief.

“Damn YOU SASUKE!” Naruto yelled.

Crashes could be heard occasionally some yelps could be heard followed by giggles.(5)

“I think I heard enough…” Ino said in disgust.

Kakashi nodded and stood up. He kicked down the door surprising the two bodies on the floor.

Naruto was on top of Sasuke, straddling his hips; his arms on either side of Sasuke’s head, but they were both fully clothe.

Everyone sweat dropped at the scene in front of them.

Sasuke grunted and pushed Naruto off of him.

“OWWW, Sasuke..that’s where you poked me!!” Naruto groaned as he rubbed his back.

“Eh? Poke you?” Sakura asked confused.

“Weren’t you two having s….” she trailed off face flushed from embarrassment.

“I was giving him acupuncture…” Sasuke growled, immediately realizing what they thought.

“Then what was that moaning at the end?” Ino asked face red also from embarrassment.

"Lotion feels good after a good acupuncture," Naruto giggled nervously.


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You like??

(1) It’s a ball…you know those rubber balls that taste very nasty??

(2) Acupuncture is good for you when you’re sick…and lets pretend that Naruto is sick.

(3) *coughs* Naruto somehow spit out the ball and bit Sasuke…^_^…

(4) they were having acupuncture on his back…and Sasuke was rubbing lotion on his back to sooth the pain

(5) Tickling…dunno how…or why..but tickling…