-Big Trouble in Nekoron, China: Movie 1
Ran-Chan: "Bride? Hey, pal...what
exactly do you mean by bride, huh?"
Kirin: "The word bride is a
destination giving to a newly wed woman, also known as a wife.
Ran-Chan: That's not what I meant!
There's no way you're gonna make Akane a bride! You've got that?"
Kirin: "And why do we need your
permission pretale?"
Ran-Chan: "Because! She's my fiancee!"
Akane: "Ranma!"
Kirin: "Fiancee...you liar..."
Ran-Chan: "I'm not gonna lie about a
thing like that!"
Kirin: "But...you're a woman..."
Ran-Chan: "I...I forgot..."
Akane: "You dolt."
Ran-Chan: "Never mind that! There's
no way you're gonna make Akane a bride! You've got that? If you take her..."
Kirin: "If Kirin takes her..."
Ran-Chan: "All of you will..."
Kirin: "And all of us will what?"
Ran-Chan: "DIE! From Akane's terrible
cooking!"
Akane: Stop it. Please stop it
Kirin. If this goes on Ranma will...
Ranma: Akane, a girl's not supposed
to butt in on a battle between men.
Akane: What? But Ranma you're losing!
I'm just worried about you.
Ranma: You idiot. You don't know
anything do you? If I quit now how will I get you back?
Akane: Ranma?
-Movie 2: Nihao My Concubine
Ranma: Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!
Ranma: "No one's gonna take her
from me...Akane's mine...and she's engaged to me!!!!!!"
Akane: Ranma...
Akane: Ranma, please. I like you
just the way you are. Please don't fight anymore. I'm begging you.
Ranma: Akane, I'm not going to lose.
Believe in me.
Akane: Ranma.
Ranma: Is that the spring?
Akane: Now you can be cured, Ranma!
Ranma: No way, Akane!
Akane: What?!
Ranma: I gotta blow it up!
Akane: Ranma, no! Then you'll never
be able to--
Ranma: Hey, didn't you just say you
like me the way I am?
Akane: I do!
Ranma: Well, the way that you are is
the way that I -- I gotta destroy it!
Akane: Ranma...
Ranma: This is it, Akane, all my
remaining strength! Everything I've got in one all-or-nothing blast--NOW!
Ranma: So does this mean you're
giving up on marrying Akane?
Prince Toma: Absolutely. I have no
chance against someone like you.
Ranma: Ah, you're better off without
her, even without me in your way. She's more like a boy than a girl anyway, and
she's stubborn as a mule...
Ranma: Look at him standing there,
little jerk, what's his problem getting a crush on Akane like that.
Akane: Ranma, I'm sorry. You did it
for me.
Ranma: W-wha?
Akane: You destroyed that spring to
save me.
Genma/Ryoga/Mousse:
YOU WHAT?!?!?!