-Close Call! The Dance of Death on Ice!
Ranma: Akane is my fiancée! You touch her, and I'll kill you!"
Ranma: You pull that junk with
Akane again and I'm going to do more than bring you to your knees.
Mikado: Oh really? Such as?
Ranma: Such as putting your
lady-killing butt straight into a coffin, got it?! Akane is MY fiancée! You
touch her and I'll KILL you!
Soun: You can do it Akane!
Ranma: Hey, try not to kill yourself.
Soun: Ranma!
Akane: Hmm, who does that idiot think
that I'm fighting for anyway?
-It's fast or it's free
Ranma: Akane...
Akane: Huh?
Ranma: I helped you 'cause I wanted
the free ramen. It's not 'cause I like you or nothin', you got that?
Akane: Don't worry, your secret's
safe.
-It's Fast or It's Free
Ranma: "Akane..."
Akane: "Yes...?"
Ranma: (about Ryoga) "Don't poison
him with your cooking. He and I have a fight coming up."
-Ranma Trains on Mount Terror
Ranma: "I didn't want to use this,
Ryoga! The Saotome Secret Technique!"
Ryoga: "The what?!"
Genma Panda: "Will he really use it?!"
Akane: "The Saotome Secret
Technique?!"
Ranma: "Face opponent and...fast
break!"
Akane: "That...was the
Saotome..."Secret Technique"?!"
Ryoga: "Come back here, you coward!!"
Genma from the past: "Listen well, my
son...the secret of the Saotome clan...is founded upon the tenents of "Motion",
"Contemplation" and "Opposition"."
Akane: "In other words, running away
to buy yourself time to think about your enemy."
Genma Panda: "Bingo!"
Akane: "What kind of "technique" is
that?!"
Genma Panda: "Hey, it's harder than it
looks!"
-The Evil Awakens
Narrator: "No sooner does the evil
wake...then he returns to sleep...only to wake again!"
(Okay, so it's not "technically" 'Ranma and Akane' but it's
still funny none-the-less)
-Ranma and Juliet
Ranma: "That I'll become Romeo.
And you, Akane...I want you to become Juliet. Got that?"
Akane: "Ra...Ranma...Ranma, you do
know what Romeo and Juliet are to each other, don't you?"
Ranma: "Father and daughter, right?"
Ranma: "Oh, Romeo, do you really
hate me that much?"
Akane: "Of...of course not! If I did,
this would be easy."
Akane: "Maybe we should try
it...without the tape."
Ranma: (falls off the fence)
Akane: (looking down at him) It was
just a joke. You are such an idiot. (starts whistling)
Ranma: You are so un... cute.
-Ranma and Juliet (Manga Version)
Ranma: "So what do you know about
this Romeo guy?"
Panda: "He's from the planet Krypton."
