-Ukyo Can Cook!
Ranma: Come on! I got enough
trouble with the uncute fiancée I already got! Why would I want anoth-
Akane: Go ahead and switch to the
cute one then. Don't let me stop you.
Ranma: Come on.
Ranma: "One little love note dribbled in sauce and you're rarin' to go!"
-Akane's and Ryoga's Date?(???)
Ranma: Don't interfere, huh?
Ryoga: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Akane: Leave us alone, Ranma.
Ryoga: Oh Akane!
Akane: Oh Ryoga!
Ranma: Oh no! Not if I can help it!
-Ukyo Can Cook!
Akane:...you were trying to get
Ukyo to hate you!?
Ranma: I thought it was a perfect
plan, too.
Akane: You're so stupid. It's easy.
All you have to do is treat her the way you treat me.
Ranma: Hey... Akane... have I hurt
you that much...?
Akane: huh...?
Ranma: Do you hate me that much!?
Akane: Don't be silly. That was just
an example. I'm not hurt or anything, really...
Ranma: I didn't think it'd bother a
slow-witted girl like you...
Akane: As I was saying... GO AND SHOW
THAT PART OF YOUR PERSONALITY TO UKYO!
-Melancholy Baby
Ranma: You're so cute. You're so
cute...
Akane: Uh, Ranma, Ranma wait a
minute...
Ranma: You're so cute! So cute!
Akane:....Stop it.... No! Not like
this! Say it to me without the love potion!
Ranma: Sucker!
-SOS: The wrath of Happosai
Ranma: Looks like grabbing at you
brought the old freak back from the dead.
Akane: How dare you use me as a
battery!
-???
Ranma: Let me help.
Akane: No thanks I've got it. After
all, you and your new bride won't be staying at this broken down dojo, will you?
Ranma: Aw, jeez, gimmee a break,
that's her idea not-
Akane: Yeah right, just like it was
her idea to tuck you in last night.
Ranma: Aw, c'mon Akane it's all in
your head I tell ya.
-Soap Gets in Your Eyes
Ranma: (to Ryoga) Why you-- Let go of Akane!
-Transform! Akane, The Super-Duper Girl!
Ranma: "There."
Akane: "Ranma, I uh, I guess I got a
little carried away back there. I thought you were just jealous of me...but-"
Ranma: "I'm disappointed, I thought
you would know me better by now, Akane."
Akane: "Ranma..."
Ranma: "Now that's the Akane I know.
I'm sure glad you're back."
-Am I pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood
Kasumi: "How many fingers, Ranma?"
Ran-Chan: "Three fingers"
Kasumi: (pointing at Soun) "Who's
this?"
Ran-Chan: "Dear Uncle Tendo"
Kasumi: (pointing at Genma) "And
this?"
Ran-Chan: "Octopus face!"
Kasumi: (pointing at Happosai) "And
this?"
Ran-Chan: "An Oompa-Loompa!!"
Kasumi: "Seems perfectly fine to me"
Akane: Change back, Ranma. I don't
care if you are rude, insensitive and inconsiderate. I know I complain all the
time, but sweet and innocent just isn't you. If you stay a girl, then who will--
what am I going to--
Ranma: I understand what you are
saying Akane. But I'm a woman. Your male Ranma no longer exists as you know him.
Akane: You idiot! You're not Ranma at
all, are you?!
-???
Akane: Honey.
Ranma: Huh?
Akane: Honey look.
Ranma: Hello Darling
Akane: Look what the stork brought:
Our little bundle of joy. He looks just like you.
Ranma: Oh, let me see.
-The Great Ryoga and Mousse Alliance
Ranma: Come back here, Ryoga!
Admit it! Your goal was to take a bath with her all along!
Ryoga: You're wrong! The hot water
would have turned me back into a guy anyway! Besides, if Akane ever saw me naked
I'd, I'd-i-i
Ranma: So you DO admit it!
Ryoga: I-I'd die!
Ranma: You wanted her to see you
naked?
Ryoga: I told you I did not!
Ranma: Don't you lie to me! Like I
should believe some pervert who turns into a pig!
Ryoga: Who're you calling a pervert,
pervert? I wouldn't talk if I were you! You don't see me flashing my chest to
win a fight!
Ranma: Shut up and fight!
-The Death of Happosai (???)
Ranma: Um, Akane?
Akane: Y-Yes?
Ranma: I'm uh, you know still trying
to get used to it. It's not that I mind doing what they're asking but-- yu, you
know, looking after the dojo and stuff. I mean, it might not be that bad.
Akane: Ah, Ranma?
Ranma: Yeah?
Akane: Do you believe in destiny?
Ranma: Destiny? Aw, I get it.
Everyone's talking about that whacked out chick at school. I'll bet you had your
cards read, huh? Naw, you make your own fate as far as I'm concerned. So, uh why
do you ask? Is there something about me in your future or what?
Akane: Uh. None of your beeswax. You
don't believe in it anyway.
Ranma: Ha! I knew it.
