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Updates: March 3 - Main Page, Shoot 20 w/ New Scott, A Hot Jerry's Words
*NEW* - New Scottllllllllllll
Lincoln Steen
Fresh from the rock, look for this man by the name of Lance Romance to take the Maritime Wrestling scene by storm. There is no telling what he might do in a car or in the ring. Look out wrestling fans Lance Romance has arrived. Go to his site and buy his shirt.
This picture was taken just before the infamous TLC match at the very first Sea Side Slam in Sheet Harbour NS. You will notice the
trend of blue color. Even on Quinson's beard. We might have lost that night, but we sure took a good picture and made one hell of a
documentary on indy wrestling.
Joke Of The Week
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he
was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal
hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came
across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure
your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You
have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up
against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a
headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life.
He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need, a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd
like a new suit."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,... 34 sleeve and... 16 and
a half neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the
collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half
wide."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"
Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure!"
The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. . . 7 5/8."
Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...
size 36."
Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34. It
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache!" Thank you for visiting the online home of Morgan Storm and Jerry Martell. We are very excited about his new information based site
and look forward to many more interesting and fun updates. Please feel free to contact us at anytime, wrestling is making a move in the right direction
and so are we! Thanks again.  2002 Morgan Storm/Jerry Martell Dot Com is a division of Camp Martell No material may be reproduced without written permission from Camp Martell |
