Me Wearing A Bra and My Hair Horribly Mutated
Okay first we're going to have alittle chat about underwhires... who the hell decided that we should stick a hard piece of plastic in side this thing was it a girl and if so what the hell flew up her ass, it's almost worse than high heels! It was so uncomfortable that it made me happy I'm not a girl. Meg the owner of the bra said that it dosn't hurt at all but she's always ajusting the stupid things anyways so I don't beleive her. Also I felt the need to ajust the stupid thing evey few minuts for no reason. I don't have breast or any need for a bra and yet I still had to ajust it. Nextly could they make it any more difficult to get the god damned thing off! Egads thank god a girl was still there at that piont or I would just worn the stupid thing home and used a pair sissors to remove it. K well that's enought of that now we'll discuss my hair. I case you didn't know I don't comb my hair ever it's an acitity I don't see the point in doing. So to have that done to me is an alsmost unpresedted event. Also you see that bit sticking up in the back you wanna know how we did that?... guess... okay a hint it wasn't hair gel... give up we used pepsi!!! Okay I'm done now.
