My Shoes!!!
Well here they are my shoes. Let's get some things eliminated right off the bat first I know there's crap on them thank you for your astute observation. Yes I wear them to skool the mall and everywhere else I go, and finally yes there is a spoon in my shoe. If there is nothing that makes me stand out more than these oh so loveable shoes. Trust me one time I was wearing Meg's shirt (Hi Meg) and I had kiss me written on my face and the only thing this one kid noticed was MY SHOES!!! At the time of this writting I've had these shoes for about a year and a half and I must say they've undergone quite a few changes since then. They started off as crappy $20 Pay Less shoes that I didn't really want but my mom was hell bent on getting me new shoes that weekend so I ended up with a pair pretty much like my crappy old ones. Anyways about a month after I got them a hole devoloped in the top of my right shoe this pissed me off but that was okay because they are Payless shoes and they don't really count. A few weeks latter I realiez that my shoe was a handy place to hold paperclips and saftey pins (don't ask by this time you should know I'm just not like the other kids alright). Things progressed like this for awhile untill someojne made the stupid mistake of giveing me a comb. Now I never comb my hair ever and to prove this I did the logical thing and stuck that offensive piece of plastic in my shoe., and so began the legacy that continues on to this day.
You know one day a skool official tried to make me take everything off my shoes because he thought that if I where to acidently kick someone I would do serious damage to them. Well fortunatly for me I had a cork in my pocket so with a smile and a flourish I pulled the cork from my pocket and proceeded to use it to take away all the sharp pointy parts. After I did that he didn't have much to say, I think he was still trying to get over the fact that I had that stuff on my shoe in the first place. Anyways when the shoe was corked to his satisfaction and he left I wrote my initals apone it and was a smiley Mike for the rest of the day. I've told this story to everyone I've know about 20 billion times but I don't care what they think it was to funny to just forget about it.
You see that shoe covered in duct tape, it wasn't always like that. In fact if I wasn't for Meg it would still be compleatly bare and naked to this day. You see half the fun was answering the question when you gonna do somerthing to the other shoe. I was answer never of course and I stayed true to my word. In the beginning of this year however I met a girl named Meg and she asked if she could wrap my shoe in duct tape (I had a roll of duct tape in my back pack for no reason in paticular) so I let her. Many people were shocked that I let something happen to the other shoe but hey these things happen.
