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Silly Stupid Things Me Or My Players Have Done

A note to my players did you say or do something that should be on here and isn't contact me imeadiatly so I can rectfy the situation...thanks.  Now to the rest of you we run a loud amuseing game where lots of stuff happens this is just some of the high pionts.  Okay I've been typeing for awhile and I know this list is so incompleate but I'm tired of doing it.  Please e-mail me and fill in the gaps that I left, thanks.

 

From~ Keep That Cylinder Away

-Well over the course of the game we went though about 150 3 by 5 index cards

-at one point in time Bibo passed me a note, I'm going to try and jurry rig the robots into shooting each other... I miss read it as  I jurry rig the robots to shoot lior (one of the players) this amused me so he passed his test and Lior died

- Both Lior and Evan had secret society missions which was to steal the spork from Bibo

-Getting a notecard that says I fire the Tac Nuke when I wake

-Evan handing me a note card saying I stab the guy in the eye with a spork

- Evan ran through a wall of flame instead of going down a coredor marked as Bluse security only

-Evan  blocks a laser shot with a cylinder that contained a highly explosive liqued

-they some how managed to convince 4 markIV robots to butcher thousands of innocent people (matchine empathy and amazeing dice rolls and it amused me)

-in one of the most amazeing senes of the game Bibo shoved a granade down Lior's shirt and pushed him down the hallway.  Because my players had really really screwed up this scene there was a loose trouble shooter team looking to kill them.   So in order to wrap up loose ends the all collied with Lior and exploded.

 

From~ Traitor Robots and Midgets Everywhere

NOTE: in order to understand some of the things here please see my rambleing thoughts about the game page

-Well the happyness robot kept the trouble shooters and everyone else pretty much wacked out on drugs the whole time

-Evan thought he was a dog (and had matter eater) so he chewed of an R&D tech's leg and ran off with it

-Evan collected two of Lior's heads

-Evan ate a granade but failed his mutant power test so I secretly set a timer for 5 minuts then when that time was up Evan would explode and take everyone out in the area of effect.  Just after Evan said I jump on top of Bibo and Lior the timer ran out.   It was the most amazeing case of perfect timeing I have ever seen.

-Bibo had Pyrokenis he set Evan on fire so Evan rolled on him

-Lior got turned into a bald midget and proceeded to cause al sorts of problems

-Bibo set many...no wait a whole hell of alot of midgets on fire

-When Bibo when to throw a grande Lior used teleknesis to pull the pin so it when off roughly in front of his face

-Evan kept trying to bite off Bibo's tougne but always seemed to have failed

-he did however manage to bite off Lior's tounge

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