What I Would Like on my Tombstone

note...this is why whenever I have nothing to do I should be chained up and not let loose.

<~~~I'm with stupid

Don't Worry I'm Fine

I told you I was sick

And every thing was fine and nothing is wrong

I've been through mortal toil and suffering and all I have to show for it is this stupid tombstone

kick me (written on the back)

for a hot time dig here

don't play with matches (written on an urn)

well that was stupid

you know every second you stand here rteading this is one second closer to joining me down here

how's the weather up there

there lies the real Slim Shady

even in death you loom over me...what's wrong with you go away

I was young and pretty to once...guess how I look now?

it seemed like a good idea at the time

I lost 360 pounds on the slim fast plan

I saw titanic 35 times!

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