More Wizdom
HI everyone what's up. YOu may be wondering what's with the new wizdom page... well the answer is simple new year new wizdom! ENJOY
update on a previuos and very important wizdom there are 5 things you can never have to much of love whipped cream duct tape twinkies and STICKERS
Never floss when angry
Drink more milk
Caffine can brighten your day
If you hate someone do it with a smile
copy left
the excuse someone else wrote it never ever works even when it's true
writting letters is very satifying
feeling fine
fook?
happyness is like a bomb... you can do the rest yourself
when you trip and fall smile you deserve it
tacos kick ass
do you really want to do live mor ethan once
what if the hokey pokey really was what it was all about
do you really want to bew imprtal
fry thous beans then fry them again
I hate songs about summer
I can't doodle
the is NO PATTERN IN PI!!!
live without the internet... but still come to my site
do not play twister with a broken leg
twister and crisco do not mix... EVER so there
so there is the end of every argument
homework on the first day of skool really sucks
have you demonized a furbi today
Jhon Wayne can do no wrong
go see the profesional NOW!!!
love your plants
lable all your body parts for easy identification
shout clean up the blood
the moon told me to do it
I see a red button and I must push it
seeing a skool desk upside down in the middle of the hallway is very spiritual
when you forget to sleep for a night or to terms like yesterday become meaningless
people love techno music
how the hell can you have a riot at a Dave Mathews Band concert
do doughnuts dream of filling thier holes
ever notice how a dougnut hole remindes you of an eyeball
haveing a teacher for multiple years is odd
haveing an... ever do something else for half an hour and forget what you were writing. I'm pretty shure it was the answer to all the worlds problems and that I would bring peace happyness and contentment to everyone if I'd had just finnished what I was writting, oh well these things happen
my wizdom is sorta like cream of mushroom soup for the soul
joy happyness skip bounce sing *WACK* there isn't that better
scream if you love scilence
shave a furbi
butterscotch is best
people love thigh high boots
STARE!!!!
if someone is stalking you take time out of your day and say hi to them
cackle and grin cackle and grin
do mimes dream in sound
always carry weith you three stakes
life is like a sitcom stupid and not funny
answer the idiot's questions
if you don't like my driveing the GET OFF THE SIDEWALKS
CARPET THE ROAD
people love pigtails
eat less chaulk
I "bah" at fancy shoes... aw hell I "bah" at shoes in general
have fin with the stupid people
you know what I can't remeber who I am but that's cool I'm someone else now
almonds do not belong in hershy kisses
go by boat
you are part of the spiral
left is best
be more or less social
don't sing that zippity do da song
Plastic surgury! cause your ugly
be happy it will get worse
wave and say hi
what is the nookie anyways
I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOKIE
if something isn't important burn it
do not use contractions in peotry
worship your dentist like a god
never stress the word the
everybody loves a sticker
never call your significant other by your dead dogs name
I never liked laser printers
Michael went to Julies and Mister just went home
Fwomp is the sound that life made as it ran me over
armpits are always warm
calligraphy is very cool
do not trip and fall
never be afraid about saying something again in a diffrent way
THIS IS NOT A BUS STOP!!!!
subway is home
you will never forget a green dog
the end of a page is a very dangerous place
middle skool was a lot of fun
you know I've been kicked into lunch and kicked out of skool but I've never been in troube dosn't that seem odd...
do not be ultra pesimistic
being yelled at can make the day that mucjh more interesting
one of my freinds cracked a wall in my house with a lolly pop is that cool or what. (good thing it missed my other frieind)
when you must burp talk when you do it
do the chicken dance
ever had one of thouse days where you wake up shout ye-hawww and begin running around the house
furbis are evil
the devil is so annoying
fly free let nothing hold you down
no boady will keep me down (unless they are fat and sweaty)
carpet the road
be very careful with gloop
love your lollypop
inbreeding can be fun as long as your not involved
hugs are a good thing
cover your pencils in duct tape
electrical tape DOSE NOT HAVE MORE USES THAN DUCT TAPE
I love being me
If you can't duct it fuck it it's broke-Ezalia and Jacque
value is not absolute
it's a beutiful thing when you got the music on so loudly thoa you can't hear the phone ringging right next to you
tastations are good
No matter how lound you make them the goo-goo dolls can't drown out my phone therefore they suck
pick a random word out of the dictionary and do a web search on it
don't staple other people!!!!
Love your Wilson's like your brothers
PLAY NETRUNNER
remeber when sighning a year book think more of the memories you want to inspire instead of what you want to say
follow your own advice (I tend not to do that)
remeber boys and girls always grip the whip firly befor wacking your submissive
huzzah for masicists
theifs battle cry: no! go to sleep
the answer to everything is I'll do it tomarrow
an exceptable answer to every question is no I don't do drugs (the sat was a snap!)
make sure when there is a peice of paper in fron of you read the entire thing...there are import things there
any man that gives another man a groin kick is not truely a man
a hug will make most anything better (that's how I forgive people after groin kicks)
the candy coating on advil is good for you
people should hug more
forgiveness is more that divine it is a nessesity in your life, LEARN HOW TO DO IT
the first chance you get frolick in the median of a major highway it may be the last change you get
people love balloons and that's that
tree's don't need loveing cause there are pleanty of perfectly good and deserveing guys and girls out there that haven't gotten any
when biteing someone elses pen becareful that it dosn't snap in your mouth (this bit o wizom is brough to you by real life experence)
learn the laws of the land
feel strongly about certain issuses
music will save your sanity
watch casablanca it's a supriseingly good movie despite the whole love thing
don't register your software
don't spontaneously ask people thier IQ I'm shur it's rude
rember happyness is manditory, failure to be happy is treason, the punishment for treason is death
live life live a good movie not a soap opera
now rember boys and girls soap operas are very very bad so don't live your life like one
take the side of the underdog it means alot to them
write stories that you want to read, and don't care about the others they really don't matter in the long run
when wrtitting wizdom get that sunscreen song stuck in your head it really gets you on a role
rember listen to music that you like when you listen to other music because other people like it, it will kill you
kick your own ass
hit me when I use words like spiffy and keen
you know all that old music isn't all that bad
watch turnner classic movies they have some really amazeing stuff on there
I hate the backstreet boys...N'SYNC forever!!! (sarcasm...gotta love it)
never sell fire insurane to a ciry full of thieves, you just know that the arson rate will go through the roof
