Optimus Minor: Hey Scavenger, what's up?
Scavenger: Altered States Magazine has just put out some information on BotCon 2002. I'm hoping to go this year, so I'm reading up as much as I can.
Scavenger: Cool! Check it out: "There will be two convention shirts this year, an Optimus-themed one and a Megatron-themed one (the art for which was provided by Guido Guidi)."
Optimus Minor: Guido Guidi? Didn't he do that Pradacon lithograph?
Scavenger: Yup. Let's see what else we've got here...
Scavenger: Neat! Europe is getting an official BotCon!
Optimus Minor: Good for them. Hey, did you know that "bloody" is actually a really bad swear word in England?
Scavenger: No kidding?
Optimus Minor: It's true! And "lorry" is an extremely rude word for-
Sizzle: Who is Bob Skir, and why is he not "comfortable with the hostility of the fandom at large"?
Optimus Minor: He's what!?
Scavenger: No way!!
Optimus Primal: This is terrible!
Scavenger: It can't be! Noooo!
Scavenger: *sob* Why?!
Sizzle: Why is Scavenger so upset, Optimus Minor?
Optimus Minor: Scavenger was really looking forward to meeting Bob Skir at BotCon this year. An advertisement had come out saying that he would be a guest, and that got his hopes up, but now-
Scavenger: Of course!
Scavenger: Quickly, I've got a plan!
Optimus Minor: Why do I have a feeling that this plan involves-
Optimus Minor:- public humiliation.
Scavenger: Come back Bob! Come back Bob! Come back... guys, I can't can't chant on my own, here. The End?
