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The AllSpark Awards!


Primal Prime: Welcome to the AllSpark Awards! Have a good evening!


Primal Prime: Wait a second their, buddy. We follow a strict dress code at this here establishment.
Rampage: I know, I know, I read the invitation...


Rampage: ... and so I brought formal wear.


Metroplex: A luau shirt does not constitute formal wear, Rampage.
Rampage: Are you kidding me? I want to speak to the management!


Primal Prime: Okay, but I warn you, he's pretty busy and quite ticked off right now. *knock knock*


Ultra Magnus: What is it? I'm-


Ultra Magnus: Oh, I see.




Primal Prime: Well, there you have it. Just because it buttons up in the front doesn't necessarily mean it's formal.


Rampage: Slag it, I paid three dollars for this suit! Blearg, I kill you all!
Metroplex: Look out, he's gone berserk!

And now on to the show!