CAPTION INDEX
1) Would you believe a little man living in your cupboard with a wheel for legs could be ghonorrea inspector?
2) Timmy didn't expect to find his mermaid dad in his freezer. But then again, Timmy couldn't claim to know everything that went on in his house anyways.
3) Remember, protect your cow feces from our nations cow dung theives.
4) Come and worship in the temple of Mr. and Mrs. Bucketbody! NOW!
5) The giant banana stumbled, and coughed. Larry knew it was over. He fell to his knees, and could barely keep himself up by leaning on his sword. The last of the giant bananas was dead, and his family was safe.
6) Sing along kids! "Orangutan in the bathtub, sub-machine gun in the toilet, man with crabs dancing on the radiator, oh you can tell the architecht convention is in town!"
7) Sean never expected to be buried alive with the likes of this fish.
8) And while it may not have made the best flag, Barry flew his underpants high and proud. He was starting a revolution. Ah, Barry, you're a model we can all live up to.
9) WANTED in New York State for theivery, sodomy, fraud, malpractice, and the manufacture of counterfit skittles. 50 cent reward.
10) "My name is Timmy," the fat man sang, "I've a tennis racket for one hand. Oh, I'm pathetic."
11) Franks worst fears had been realized. The clown face was painted on his door now, and it was time.
12) Franklin had been dancing atop a telephone pole for 17 years now. and he was tired. "That'll teach me to make a bet with a man holding a magic wand." he said. How true, Franklin, how true.
13) While it was an adventageous position for spying, Frank couldn't help feel the least bit woried buried up to his neck in asphalt.
14) Don't you know you can't box a file cabinet?
15) Even with the axe in his head, the clown laughed. "It'll never be over, kid." he said. "You'll regret this day for as long as you live."
16) "I will not carry this giant brick on my shoulder forever!!" screamed Murray.
17) "Wait just a gosh darn minute," said the dog to one-legged Jimmy, "Your pool isn't filled wih salsbury steak, this is naplam!"
18) A bug-eyed rhinoceros in our doorway on the sabbath! Good heavans!
19) The tiny floating martian Zeebo gets back at Captain Owlman
20) "We, as groundhogs," the preacher thundered, "Must practice solidarity in order to harness the power ofthe valcom stone."
21) Mikey was the tap-dancinist desk legged man in the country. Some said he was even better than Bobby "Big ass stump in his forehead" Malone.
22) Did you ever think a fish and an incomplete exit sign could be joined in holy matrimony?
23) All of a sudden, Jim's toupee started growing, and growing, and growing. Look out Jim!
24) STOP CALLING ME TIMMY STOP CALLING ME TIMMY etc.
25) If your name was Larry, and you had a fish through your chest, would you bother to vote this november? "I don't know how it got there," says Larry. Ah, Larry, what are we going to do with you?
26) I had never seen a cigarette smoke a human before. I must say, it wasn't pretty.
27) All this time, Frank never thought his constant kidney pain was caused by the flying midget hitting him with the giant spoon. "I thought it was an unbalenced diet and a lack of folic acid!" said Frank.