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Hand Jobs to Seniors (that's right, you heard me)
Me: how goes it?
Her: good you
Me: good, good
Her: thats good
Me: indeed it is
Her: one week and three days till school
Her: i try not to think about it, but i cant help it
Me: well, then when you think about it, just let it pass
Her: because its so sad. vacation WILL end. nothing i do can stop it from ending.
Me: you can enjoy it while it lasts
Her: okay
Her: was your weekend good
Me: yes, i had much fun
Me: yours?
Her: good
Her: parts were fun
Me: like what?
Her: like having a first grader tell me the 50 states, their capitals, their
state birds..and then all the presidents in order..and when they were born
Me: wow. that's impressive
Me: i can't do that, not that i want to, but still
Her: i dont think i talked when i was in first grade
Her: nobodys around
Me: where did they all go?
Her: dont know. florida, skiing..
Me: i see
Her: oh well
Me: hunt them down and tell them to come back, and if they don't, do terrible
things to thier family
Her: im not capable of doing terrible things. but its okay, my "friend"
is sleeping over christmas eve
Her: she might be annoying, but companys company
Me: i guess so
Me: it's funny, cause when you say "friend" you mean annoying aquaintence
Her: yep
Her: but its all i got
Me: when i and my friends say it, it means someone we're fucking around with
Her: theres the difference between you and me
Me: yea, i suppose so
Me: but then again, i'm older
Me: maybe in a couple of years, you'll be giving hand jobs to seniors or something
Her: and how do you know i dont do that now
Me: i'm assuming
Me: why, do you?
Her: not seniors and i dont make a habit of it
Me: well, that's okay, i mean, if you enjoy yourself....
Me: just make sure to get you shit tossed every now and again
Her: do you really think theres a huge gap between the stuff i do and the stuff
you do?
Me: um, i don't know, what stuff do you do?
Her: well im not giving you a list, but is there that much of a difference
between freshman and juniors these days?
Me: yes, the juniors take advantage of others
Me: i should know, i'm a junior
Me: but hey, that doesn't neccesarily mean whatever guy you're getting with
in neccesarily taking advantage of you, just be careful
Me: and like i said before, it's important that it's not all hand jobs, make
him get you off once in a while (or better yet at least as often as you oblige
him)
Her: so do you take advantage of people?
Me: um, i try not to, but it's happened a few times
Her: alright
Me: see, i try to be a sensitive guy and all, so many times i prefer to cuddle/make
out than anything hyper-sexual
Me: not that i don't enjoy the hyper-sexual
Her: i think thats an acquired "taste"...the making out and cuddling
stuff..the freshman goes only like the "hyper-sexual" shit
Me: well, once you get used to it..
Her: mhmm
Me: you mean you don't like to cuddle??????!!!
Her: thats not what i said. i said the freshman guys dont like too
Her: ALL girls like to cuddle
Me: oh, well freshman guys, yea, of course, they're just horny mutha-fuckas
with no apreciation for the finer things in life
Her: i agree
Me: my sister says it doens't stop when you get to college
Me: but there's always guys like me
Her: yeah but they are hard to find
Me: well, nothing i can do about that, except cuddle like there's no tomorrow
Me: gotta go
Her: k
Me: talk to you later
Her: yeah..see ya