Question: What does a man with no legs sitting on a toilet while fully clothed tell you about public school? Answer: A lot.

High school started as a challenge for me, not in terms of the work, it just sucked. So, I started going insane. I had no appropriate outlet for my budding insanity. Sometimes in school, I would just start drawing a picture. Now, this is before I learned to draw, so the figures are crude, the shading is often nonexistent, the perspective is skewed, but none of that is the point. (Hey, cut me a break, I was starting to lose it!) The drawings, plus their captions, were really weird. I mean really really weird. Even for me. So now, for the first time ever outside a folder in my room, the byproduct of my ninth grade insanity.

 





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the caption for the above was: Larry lost his legs in a salad shooter acident. Now he lives in my toilet. Go Larry go!

 


gonorrhea inspector

mermaid dad in the freezer

protect your cow dung

the temple of Mr. and Mrs. Bucketbody

the giant banana stumbled and coughed

the orangutan in the tub

boiled alive with a fish

underwear and revolution

fraud, sodomy, malpractice and skittles

I've a tennis racket for one hand

like the balck spot, only different

dancing on a telephone pole

buried up to his neck in asphalt

don't you know you can't box a file cabinet?

even with the axe in his head, the clown laughed

he won't carry this giant brick on his shoulder forever

that isn't salsbury steak, that's naplam!

bug eyed rhino

a martian and owlman

goundhog solidarity

the tap-dancinist desk legged man in the country

an exit sign marrige

jim's toupé

stop calling him timmy

voting with a fish through your chest

cigarette smoking

a flying midget and folic acid

 

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