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Because I'm paranoid about copywrite, I'm only putting certain things that I write on the internet.

That said...

The Things My Job Tought Me About Claivoiance


the thoughts that qualify me as oversexed


Towards the end of this, he calls me the blackest cracker he knows


The letter I had to give the governor after I implied that he beat his ex-wife


My rediculously large file of quotes, mostly from thing's I've read


What my scanner gave me when I told it to turn a page of my writing into a text document


The slogans that make up my life (new ones 1/4/03)

Everything I need to know in life I learned in Flight Club


Conversations between me and a friend that are often touching, funny, and sad

A poem!! About women!!!

If you grew up in the ninties, you know the words to this song.

more to come...