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Dicslotary


Welcome to the one and only place on the web where you have free access to the world's fastest growing copious, matrixed paradigm....the Dicslotary™. If you haven't already, check out The Slotin Files so that you'll know what the hell I'm talking about. For the more enlightened of you, this page holds the key to achieving a salubrious mark in J english...or in any english, for that matter. So, with no further ado, I give you......the Dicslotary™. Enjoy.


A

annihilate vb to destroy. See obliterate. "I, om, had to annihilate it."

archetype: n the particular cast, or essense of a person, object or sentiment. "In this assignment, you must determine which chocolate archetype is germane to your personhood."

aspect: n a particular feature or element. "You must discuss that particular aspect of the entity."

assume: vb makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me". "Be careful not to assume, because it makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"."

attune: vb to harmonize, to match. "It is of paramount importance that you attune yourself to your vehicle of entry."


B

behove: vb to benefit, to compliment. "It would, om, behove you to make copious rough copies."


C

cogent: adj discernable, able to catapault oneself. "All written discourses are to be of a cogent nature."

connections, personal: n parallels between a bona fide publication, and your own life. "Personal connections are of paramount importance in your discourse."

copious: adj thorough, complete. "Copious rough copies are an essential component of your oral discourse."


D

deja lu: n Fr. a reviewing of past experiences. "You must, om, make personal connections with yourself through a deja lu of personhood."

discern: vb to identify the matrix of a particular entity. "One must, while looking through the rear-view mirror, discern the essence of the human archetype."

discourse: n a written or oral telling of salubrious information, usually in a pedagogical fashion. "Your oral discourse is to be exactly 2 pages, no more and no less, with each paragraph constituting exactly foive lines."


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