Folks, I have some bad news - we're running low on idiots. That's right, economic recession, plummeting stock markets and industry downsizing has created a severe shortage of morons. But don't panic - we still have time. All you have to do is follow these easy steps, and soon you could be doing your part for your country, by bolstering the idiot ranks! Constantly ask "How do they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar?" How do you get your head in your ass? Have you bothered looking at a Caramilk bar lately?
Challenge Mr. T to a fight
We all know how this one will turn out:
"Dead meat, sucka! I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'm gonna knock you into next week! You don't get yo finger outta my face, I'm gonna turn you into chopped liver! And don't forget, I still got two feet so kickin' you ain't gonna be no problem!"
T - 1
You - 0
Create a crappy webpage
Make sure it's as poorly done as possible. You know, scrolling marquees, pixelated GIFs, broken links, a garish colour scheme...you know, why don't you just click here?
Watch the movie Wing Commander
The first mistake the makers of this movie did was getting rid of Mark Hamill. Freddy Prinze Jr.? More like, Freddy Sucks Jr.! That's right, I made that up myself. Feel free to use it to impress your friends and families. Anyway, back to Mark Hamill. This really could have been his come-back opportunity. Come to think of it, it could have been the come-back opportunity for all of the washed-up actors from Star Wars. And by that, I mean everyone except Harrison Ford.
