Renzo's Rant

The Droids Are Back In Town - Erin, Rhiannon, and Renzo

(The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy)

Guess who just got back today?

Them gold and white boys that had been away

One hadn't changed; one had lots to say

Man, I still think those droids were gay

They were asking if Luke'd been around

Where Han was, and where that Wookiee could be found

We told them they were still chasing Leia around

Driving the dark side crazy

The droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

I say the droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

The droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

You know that chick that used to dance a lot?

Every night at Jabba's palace she'd be shaking what she'd got

Man, she got in trouble when Jabba got hot

I mean she was really screaming

And that time over at Yoda's place

Well, this Jedi got up and he slapped Artoo's face

Man, that Jedi didn't know his place

If that droid don't wanna let you go, forget it

The droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

I say the droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

The droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

Friday night they'll be programmed to kill

Down at the Mos Eisley Bar and Grill

The grease will flow and the oil will spill

And if the droids wanna fight you better let 'em

The band in the corner blasting out that cosmic song

With the droids around, there's nothing wrong

It won't be long till new episodes come along

And then the droids will be here again

The droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

I say the droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

The droids are back in town, the droids are back in town

My Life's At Bi-Way - Renzo

(Life's A Highway - Tom Cochrane)

Shopping's like a river that you travel on

One minute there's a sale, the next it's gone

Sometimes you browse, sometimes you buy

Sometimes you pick up a tacky tie

The world is dark outside their doors

Cuz they charge for peanuts a dollar more

With a shopper's heart and a browser's soul

You can ride your cart to a cheap punch bowl

I won't be here today, I've got a real big date

And there's not much time till they close

My life's at Bi-Way, I wanna shop there all night long

K-Mart ain't my way, I wanna browse there all night long

Through all these aisles and all these racks

There's boxes and bags and crates and sacks

I write my shoppings lists with their pens

These are the chips and this is the dip

Oh man, all those times I thought I'd die

They closed up and locked me inside

I drive home, come back again

It's in my blood, I'm a shopping man

I don't know, when I get home

If I bought enough shaving foam

I might have to drive back and get some more again and again

My life's at Bi-Way, I wanna shop there all night long

K-Mart ain't my way, I wanna browse there all night long

There was a difference between toothpaste costs

Was a dollar ten once, but now it's up to two bucks

My life's at Bi-Way, I wanna shop there all night long

K-Mart ain't my way, I wanna browse there all night long