"A cross between David Byrne and someone else" --Kristin
"What if Jonathan Winters had joined the Butthole Surfers?" -- Marty
"The worst I've ever heard pick up a guitar." -- Some drunk guy at the bar
"That's an hour of my life I'll never get back." -- Different drunk guy at different bar
"That's got to be the worst band/performance I've ever seen, barnone. To think that people like me sacrificed a nice summer evening and ended up watching someone grope his groin and masturbate on stage... If that's not low class, I don't know what to say." -- Some dork who calls himself Scott Digweed on a message board
"We have edited out the stupidty." -- Owner of The Continental Niteclub after dropping The Next Syphillis from a show there
The press just loves us! Hurrah! Read what people are saying about the Syph!
The "Gods Of Music" give their two cents on the "Scratching the Surface" single. click
"Nightlife Magazine" seems confused by our demo. click
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