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don't worthy enough to be sued...Duo and The Bee part 3
Heero woke up and found Duo had already left. It's
very unusual for Duo to wake up before Heero. Heck it's very unusual for Duo to
be up before anyone. 'What's he up to?' Still wondering, Heero got up and walked
to the bathroom. Since the safehouse was rather small, it only had one bathroom,
which was next to Wufei's room.
After he finished his shower, Heero met
Wufei who just stepped out from his room. The Chinese boy held a towel,
indicating he wanted to take shower.
"Morning
Yuy."
"Hn."
"How is Maxwell?"
"Don't disturb
him."
"I haven't done anything to him", the Chinese smiled and continued
into the bathroom
Heero glared at him but then walked away to find Duo.
He found his koi in the kitchen, making coffee. Well, that's the only thing Duo
can make without blowing up the whole kitchen.
"Ohayo, Hee-chan," Duo
chirped when he saw Heero.
"Hn." Heero took the cup of coffee Duo had
offered him. 'So far nothing happened'. Heero sat in a chair and sipped his
coffee, still staring at the American pilot.
"Wondering what I am up to?"
Duo grinned and sat down on the opposite side of the table.
Although his
surprise wasn't shown on his face, Duo knew had been Heero startled by his
question. The Perfect Soldier raised an eyebrow while he put his coffee mug on
the table.
"Look, I know what I'm doing. Don't worry about me. All I want
you to do is not follow me if Wufei chases me out of the house, 'kay?" Duo stood
up, putting on his black cap.
Heero's eyebrow twitched but before he
could ask further, a loud voice echoed throughout the house....and all the way
to China.[1]
"MAXWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
"Time to play
hide and seek. Remember don't follow me, koi!" Duo winked as Wufei charged into
the kitchen.
"Wow, Wu-man, what beautiful hair you have!" Duo tried to
hold his laughter, and failed. Before him, stood an enraged Chinese boy with
neon pink hair. The hair was in chaos, some covered his face and the rest of it
reached his shoulder.
"MAXWELL!! In the name of Nataku, I'll shave you
bald this time!!!" Wufei leaped at Duo slashing his sword wildly.
Even if
Duo asked Heero to follow him, Heero wouldn't be able to follow his lover this
time, for he was too surprised watching a neon pink-haired-Wufei chase his
cackling Duo out the door.
After 30 seconds, Heero managed to control his
surprise. And it's already too late to follow a raging neon pink-haired-Chinese
and his braided baka. So Heero sat still, waiting for either Wufei or Duo to
show up. His mental scoreboard stood as 2 for Wufei and 1 for
Duo.
Meanwhile outside the house, Duo ran into the forest, followed by a
raging Wufei. Using his flexible body, Duo jumped over big roots and took some
turns behind the giant trees. In a few minutes, Wufei had lost all sign of
Duo.
"Maxwell!!! Come out you coward!!!" Wufei swung his sword and looked
around him carefully. He grinned when he saw Duo's cap sticking out from the
upper branches of a near by tree. 'I'll teach him a lesson! He must be taught
justice!' After put his sword back to its sheath, Wufei approached the tree and
took a stone that was around fist size. He aimed and fired at the
cap.
But instead of hearing the braided baka shout in pain, Wufei heard a
buzzing sound. His eyes showed his fear when the cap fell and revealed what was
under it. 'Beehive????? NOOOOOO' Some bees flew toward Wufei as he ran back to
the safe house to take cover. In the bushes near the tree, Duo was rolling on
the ground, tears in his eyes as he laughed.. 'Hope you manage to get into the
house in time, Wu man.'
Wufei ran with all his might, doing his best to
stay out of the bees reach. He managed to reach the house and he slammed the
door shut. Heero jumped at the loud sound and went out to check what had
happened. He found Wufei, leaning and panting against the door.
"What
happened?" Wufei raised his red face up to Heero's questioning eyes. Heero
noticed that his pink hair really matched his face.
"That bastard used
bees against me!"
"Bees?" Heero raised one eyebrow 'No wonder he asked me
not to follow him.' He added one more score for his koi in his mental
scoreboard.
"Yes! Bees! I will really make him suffer once I get my hands
on him! Look what he had done to my hair!!"
"..........."
"He must
have put something in the shampoo's bottle ......hey, wait a sec......" Wufei
stared at Heero. "I'm sure you also washed your hair this morning....how come
your hair is still dark brown? We only have one bottle of shampoo in the
bathroom except for that American's strawberry shampoo." Wufei's eyes narrowed,
".......Don't tell me you use that strawberry shampoo."
Heero, who had
indeed used the strawberry shampoo, kept silent. Somehow, ever since the braided
boy asked him for his help to wash his long hair, Duo had managed to get him
addicted to that shampoo. Well, how could a Perfect Soldier know that a shampoo
could smell so nice? 'It seems Duo is aware of me using his shampoo or else I
would have ended up like Wufei.'
"I don't believe this. Heero Yuy, the
Perfect Soldier uses strawberry shampoo to wash his hair!" Wufei
laughed
"At least, my hair is not pink," Heero smirked.
Those
words brought back Wufei's earlier anger. "Maxwell, I'll seek JUSTICE for this!"
The bee forgotten, the Chinese boy opened the door. He was ready to search for
the American pilot again when he realized the buzzing sound above
him.
"Arghh." Wufei paid for his carelessness this time. The Chinese boy
didn't manage to avoid the attack and got stung right on his nose. Heero has
ducked behind the couch once he noticed the buzzing sound. There's no way he
would follow his koi and Wufei's fate. He waited a couple of minutes until the
buzzing sounds faded and popped his head over the couch to scan the room. He saw
a red nosed Wufei ranting and cursing at the front door. A smirk played on the
Perfect Soldier's face. He bet Duo would love to see a red nose and pink haired
Wufei. His mental scoreboard now showed 3 for Duo and 2 for Wufei.
And
speaking of the devil, Duo entered the house and saw Wufei. In a mere second,
the braided boy was rolling on the floor , laughing so hard that he could barely
breath.
"Maxwell! You will pay bloodily for all of this!!!"
"Naah,
Wu man. I didn't do anything. It's you who used the shampoo and disturbed the
beehive. And it's your fault you opened the door and let the bee attack you."
Duo grinned when he noticed Wufei was speechless. "Now, first things first. You
have to get an antidote or you will get a fever and collapse." 'Let me use your
words, Wu-man. Justice is served!'
"What? I have to take the same
medicine as you did?? Injustice!!!"
"C'mon Wu-man, you have no
choice."
"I'll rather call Sally than go to see that doctor again!"
'Maybe she will find another antidote for me. I don't want to be impotent like
Maxwell!'
"Well, why do you think I went to that doctor and not Sally
anyway? Sally is not within
reach. She was placed among the underground
soldiers."
"What??? That onna went underground and didn't tell
me????"
That surely got Duo's interest, "Oh, why did she have to tell
you, Wu-man?"
Wufei quickly turned bright red.
"No....nothing...."
Heero really wanted to laugh now but he still managed
to keep his Perfect Soldier's mask in place. Wufei's nose was red and his hair
was pink. Not to mention he was wearing his white shirt, Wufei looked like a
giant cotton candy [2]. The Chinese boy blushed deeper as Duo kept on teasing
the poor boy about Sally. Heero never thought Wufei would fall for Sally but
maybe Duo had noticed this for he seemed not too surprised with Wufei's
reaction.
"Awww, so I can assume you do have a relationship with Sally,
huh?"
"Shut up, Maxwell!!"
"Enough Duo. Let's take him to the
doctor." For once, Wufei was very grateful for Heero's help. He felt very
ashamed to use Heero to torture the braided baka now that the Japanese boy had
helped him from this annoying American.
About one hour later, three boys
found themselves in the clinic. The doctor blinked and did a double take when
she saw Wufei. She swore the boy's hair was black two days ago and now it's
pink? Not to mention his nose was as red as an apple at the
moment.
"Don't tell me you got stung by a bee too," she
sighed
"Well, he did! Give him the antidote, Doc." Duo chirped, pulling
the still stubborn Chinese closer to the doctor.
"I'm not going to take
that medicine! Onna, don't you have another antidote?"
"As a matter of
fact, I do have another one," the doctor held up a tablet.
"NANI???" Duo
stared at the doctor.
"But I suggest to you to take the same antidote as
Duo."
Wufei grabbed the tablet from the doctor. "Why? Does this one cause
impotence too?"
"No, the scientist guaranteed that it will not make the
patience impotent."
"So why didn't you give me that one instead of the
one I took?" Duo was fuming, hands on his waist.
"I didn't have it at the
moment. I just received this tablet this morning and we don't know what
side-effect are."
"Whatever it is, I'm sure it will not be worse than
being impotent and getting nosebleeds." Wufei swallowed the tablet.
Five
minutes passed and nothing happened. Wufei smiled triumphantly. "I guess this
antidote...has...no side......". His voice faded. Wufei paled and tried to speak
again, but this time no sounds were heard from the Chinese boy.
"Looks
like the antidote blocked his vocal cords' ability." The doctor observed the
boy.
Duo laughed, "Good, now we won't have to hear him ranting about
justice and honor."
Wufei leaped towards Duo, wanting to strangle the
braided boy. Duo immediately ran while while continuing to make fun of the
now-quiet Chinese boy.
"How long will the effect last?" Heero asked the
doctor while watching Wufei and his koi play hide and seek around the room. Four
vs two, in Duo's favor.
"I don't know. We have to wait and see." However,
Heero and her soon realized there was another side-effect once Duo shouted.
"Wu-man! You got a buncha' red dots on your face and body!".
Wufei
stopped running and looked at himself. His eyes widened and he looked at the
doctor. The Chinese boy's mouth opened and closed but no voice emerged. "Uhm, I
assume he asked you what happened?" Duo turned to the doctor.
The doctor
checked Wufei once more and stated, "It might be another side-effect from the
medicine." She looked at Wufei again and noticed that the dots had begun to
disappear. "The dots had disappeared so this side effect doesn't last
long."
Duo looked a bit disappointed. "Too bad....you looked so cute in
red dots and pink hair yours, Wu-man." Wufei's eyes narrowed and he chased Duo
again.
"Whoaaa, Wu-man. You got red dots again." Wufei stopped again. He
looked down and the red dots indeed had appeared again. He turned to the doctor.
Confusion was clearly written in his eyes.
"I guess the red dots will
appear everytime you get angry." The doctor was really amused at this invention.
"Let me do a complete check up on you. Then we'll see what we can
do."
One hour later, the boys left the office. The check up revealed
nothing. Wufei was still voiceless and got red dots everytime he was angry.
There's nothing else they could do except wait for it to wear
off.
Walking to the front of the car, Wufei took the driver
seat.
"Uhm, Wu-man, isn't it better to let Heero drive us home?" Wufei
shot a glare to Duo and started the car. "Oh, well. I guess the answer is 'no'."
Duo climbed into the backseat while Heero took the seat next to Wufei. Duo
chirped along the way but soon got bored at having a one sided
conversation.
"You two are no fun at all. Okay, Wufei is forgiven since
he can't speak right now. But you, Heero?"
A soft grunted was the
answer.
"Oh, great. Can't you say anything else? You can say, 'I love you
Duo', 'Aishiteru, koi'..."
"Duo."
"What? Finally got something to
say?"
"Shut up."
Duo pouted. Heero was always like that. He
decided to play with the windows and the automatic seat belt. But soon he got
bored of them. He scanned around the car and saw seat panels between Heero and
Wufei. Duo grinned and pulled the panel on Heero's seat.
Heero was
watching the road when suddenly the back of his seat fell backwards, bringing
him to lie on it. A pair of hands held his head still and Duo's head popped up
from above him.
"Duo!"
Duo leaned down and kissed the top of
Heero's nose. "Nee, Hee-chan. Let's play." His breath brushed softly against
Heero's face.
"No!"
"Why not?"
"You'll get a nosebleed."
Heero snorted.
Duo winced, oblivious to Wufei who had a smirk on his
face.
"You have to be patient for a week." Duo watched Heero's lips
opening and closing as he spoke. He really wanted to taste those lips but he
knew he couldn't do that without having a nosebleed. "Now, let go of my head."
Heero's lips moved again as if daring him to kiss them.
"To hell with the
nosebleed. ..." Duo muttered and captured Heero's
lips.
TBC....
[1] Hehhee, thanks to Sarah for this
sentence.
[2] Thank to Ume for the suggestion ^_^
~Akuma~
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