BECOME AN OLD ALLIGATOR CLUB MEMBER.IT IS
EASY AS AN ALLIGATOR SWALLOWING A FLEA!
THE REQUIREMENTS FOR MEMBERSHIP ARE:
- YOU MUST HAVE 500 TEETH;
- YOU MUST BE 50 OR OLDER;
- YOU MUST LIVE IN A SWAMP;
- YOU PLEDGE NEVER TO WEAR OR EAT ANY PRODUCT
MADE FROM ALLIGATORS;
- ONE PARENT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ALLIGATOR.
ALL OF THE REQUIREMENTS WILL BE WAIVED IF
YOU:
- PLACE THE ALLIGATOR LOGO ON YOUR PAGE,
- MAKE A SMALL DONATION OF TIME TO ANIMAL
RIGHTS
- SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER FOR $50,000 TO:OLD ALLIGATOR,1 SWAMP,OKEFENOKEE (Joke)
OUR BIG ALLIGATOR PHOTOS AND LINKS
Word Crocodilian Map
Alligator photo courtesy Philip
Greenspun
Live Gator Cam
Gator at
Rest
Alligator Warning
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