Don't be mean!
By Chloe
The complaining turkey
What did the wise hen say to the turkey who was complaining about how its life was so terrible?
Answer: "Don't worry, Christmas is around the corner."
By Chloe. W
Watch out for what you wish for!
These three triplet guys, who had the same IQ, were walking along the beach. One of them found a Genie's bottle, so he rubbed it and the Genie came out. The Genie grunted each of them one wish. So the first guy wished for her to double his IQ. The Genie grunted his wish. The second guy wished for her to triple his IQ. The Genie grunted his wish. The third guy asked for her to quadruple his IQ, but the Genie said: "Are you sure you want to do this, because you may regret it for the rest of your life." The guy wouldn't listen, and demanded that she grunt his wish. So the genie turned him into a girl.
By Janice. P
Spice Girls and Spices
What's the difference between curry and the spice girls?
Answer: Curry has Ginger in it.
By Ting. M
