NAME: Albert Ias HANDLE: Gorgeous Gaggy Rimshot WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I was named after everyone born before me and named before everyone born after me. BIRTHDAY: Feb. 20 ZODIAC SIGN: Pisces BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE: Cock BIRTHPLACE: Texas, where they grow everything big LOCATION: Orlando, Florida HEIGHT: 3' in character, 5'10" otherwise SHOE SIZE: 11 mens either way HAIR COLOR: brown EYE COLOR: blue, green, and gold IDOLS: Joker, John Dillenger, Frank Abagnale FAVOURITE ACTRESS: Catherine Zeta-Jones FAVOURITE ACTOR: Jack Nicholson, Sean Connery, Bruce Campbell DO YOU LIKE CARTOONS? Does a cop shit in the woods? FAVOURITE TELEVISION SHOW: WWF Raw is War WHAT COMICS YOU READ: Whatever has primarily Joker or Harley in it. Other favorites are Anarky and Trickster. WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND: My brother, Zazzy DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? Several. WHAT'S HIS/HER NAME? You expect me to remember them all? Here's my favorites. Lita Lopez Kabuki Lady Dee Miss Kitten Tragedy PETS: See above SIBLINGS: Zazzy, my brother LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED Deep Throat :) LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THEATER: The Mummy FAVOURITE MOVIE: Comedy- Casino Royale Drama- Stalag 17 FAVOURITE SONG: Who's That Man? FAVOURITE SINGER/BAND: Insane Clown Posse (gangsta) and The Dirty Dozen (swing) FAVOURITE STORE: The Hot Topic FAVOURITE BOOK: The original Peter Pan FAVOURITE PERFUME FOR WOMEN: Sweat, preferably pressed up against my body as I....nevermind FAVOURITE COLOGNE FOR MEN: Pimp WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK? English, Spanish, Russian WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND? I don't like friends. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRLFRIEND? Most people would say sense of humor, but I'd have to go with breast size. Heh heh...just kidding. 1. Brains 2. Body 3. Wildness FAVOURITE SPORT: Wrestling pro and real FAVOURITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOUR: I once made love in a vat of strawberry. FAVOURITE VACATION PLACE: Florida Keys FAVOURITE COLOR: Red, Orange, Green, Blue, You. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? Yes. Although I'm not at liberity to disclose details. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY? Yes. WHERE? Classified. WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION? Methodist Christianity HAVE YOU MET ANY CELEBRITIES? Yes. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Monday because of WWF Raw is War DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Is that a proposal? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? Classified. DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFFED ANIMALS? No, but I have been stuffinf a lot of beavers lately....nevermind. CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS: Ever made love on rose petals? Want to? VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Either. BLACK OR WHITE: Graytones. BOYS OR GIRLS: Do you really have to ask? GOLD OR SILVER: I don't wear jewlery TAKEN OR SINGLE: I'm taken and looking SUGAR OR SALT: Gimme a sweet thang and I'm happy WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON? You sure want me to get hitched, don't you? EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND? No, should I have? ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN? Do you want some meat in your mouth? IF YOU COULD MOVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU MOVE? I'd move in with you, relax, maybe claim the couch as mine and fiercely guard against all comers. WOULD YOU WANT OT JOIN A SORORIETY OR FRATERNITY AT COLLEGE? I'd like to join a sororiety, but somehow I don't think it's gonna work out. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED? Do you smoke after sex? I don't know; I never looked. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF: PREMARITAL SEX: Take a wild guess, rocket scientist. DRUGS: Why do they call it a dime bag if it doesn't cost a dime? ABORTION: *avoids the subject like a plague* THE BANDWAGON: I think I hit it with my Porsche BOY BANDS: *groan* SPICE GIRLS: see above TITANIC: see above DID YOU DRESS UP ON HALLOWE'EN? Yes. WHAT WERE YOU? Me in a costume of Joker LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? Forgotten Freshness by ICP swing and Stomp complilation WHAT CD(s) ARE IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW? Tell me. Will your life change if you know what's in my CD player? FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECT: Blow me. WHAT DOES YOUR SCHOOL LOOK LIKE? A building, numb nuts, what do you think? PRIVATE OR PUBLIC SCHOOL? Pubic DO YOU GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL? Do you go f**k yourself? IF SO, WHERE? Up the a**hole MTV OR VHI: As long as it's not STDs I'm happy. BACKSTREET BOYS OR *N SYNC: Gator bait SPICE GIRLS OR ALL SAINTS: Gator bait bait MATT DAMON OR BEN AFFLECK: Chum BEVERLY HILLS 90210 OR DAWSON'S CREEK: Commercials for liposuction. 7TH HEAVEN OR PARTY OF FIVE: How about we add 7 and 5, bring that many ladies to my place and we can have a real party DIET PEPSI OR PEPSI ONE: These questions are dumb. BRANDY OR MONICA: Brain....dying...... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A HARLEY QUINN FAN FOR: Few years HOW DID YOU FIRST DISCOVER HARLEY? We were all alone at her place... IS SHE YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER EVER: Just about. Her and Joker. WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD PLAY HER IN A LIVE ACTION VERSION: Sorkin. For some strange reason, I think she has the voice for it. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE HARLEY COMIC: Batman Adventures #14 WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE HARLEY EPISODE: Hard to decide. Not Girls' Night Out DO YOU THINK JOKER LOVES HARLEY: I don't think it matters. DO YOU THINK JOKER WOULD EVER KILL HARLEY: Why wouldn't he? HOW DO YOU THINK HARLEY WORKS BEST? On her own DO YOU THINK HARLEY WOULD WORK AS A CHARACTER IN MAINTSREAM? Yeah. DO YOU THINK HARLEY WOULD EVER KILL? Yeah. DO YOU THINK HARLEY IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS EVER CREATED, WHO WILL ENDURE FOR A LONG TIME? Yeah.