I was born on the 2nd of September 1978, making me 29ish now. I was born and currently live in Devon, England.
So, what's to know then?
This is me and my old cat, Winston, ain't he cute?! I don't have him any more, just Misty who lives with my Dad!
When there is time!
01) name: Carl Graham (don't laugh) Waterfield
02) sex: Male. (Notice I resisted the urge to say "Yes please")
03) age: 29
04) grade: I got lots of A's and B's. Oh you mean
year?! I left ages ago.....
05) sign: Virgo.. no virgin jokes please..
06) ethnic background: Erm... guess I be white.
07) religion: Jedi.. or so I wrote on the recent census thingy... I see myself as a Satanic Nihilist.
08) height: Short-arse. 5ft 9 (69 inches...)
09) weight: 12 stone (168 lbs for the Americans).. and it ain't going anywhere yet!
10) location: Exeter, Devon, England
11) current school: I left about 10 years ago like I said
12) gpa: Is that Salary? Just over 15 grand... nice!
13) future school: In training, dun need to go back!
14) job: Accounts Clerk at Easterbrook Eaton Ltd.
15) screen name(s):
Sabre Wulf, Wulfy, Thlayli and many others!
16) email address(es):
sabrewulf7@yahoo.com.
17) Who are your best friends: Without a doubt Gofer is
my best mate, even though he is a useless git. And my baby, Phee.
20) Who are you the closest to: Phee, Gofer, my brother Tim, and my
sister Jodi.
21) Who is your newest friend: Don't have many new ones. Possibly some of Phee's?
22) Who is your stupidest friend: Gofer is pretty
fucked up sometimes... sorry mate!
23) Who is your funniest friend: Wayno!
24) Who is your cutest friend: Cutest? As in fine?
Phee. Without a doubt!
25) Who is the most like you: My Evil Twin, Gofer... we are both lazy
gits who like beer, sex and football!
26) Who has the nicest eyes: Phee's when she gives me the puppy dog look!
27) Who has the nicest hair: Gofer's is pretty cool, and different every time!
28) Who has the nicest smile: Predictable... but Phee!
29) Who has the nicest body: Definitely me.. haha!
30) Who has the sexiest voice: Anyone with an Italian accent.. so I guess that ain't anyone!
31) Who was your last crush: Phee... who's now my girlfriend!
32) Who is next on your list: I've long threw the list away!
33) Who do you miss the most: Tasha and my Nan
34) Who do you trust the most: Gofer and Phee.
35) Who knows all your secrets: Phee, and I know all
hers too.
36) Who do you go to for advice: Gofer, he's a
biochemist, has to be good at something. And Bex too, about Aspergers.
37) Who do you look up to: My Dad.
38) Who do you want to kill: All management. I hate
people controlling me. And all the people who have problems with my family. You know who you are...
39) Who has something you want (and what is it): Jay
Kay from Jamiroquai. I want his Ferrari.. all of them.
40) Who owes you money: CODGE. Cunt. Still!
41) Who have you last spoken to on the phone: Phee at lunchtime.
42) Who have you last kissed: Phee, yay!
43) Who have you last hugged: Ditto.
44) Who would you like to have sex with: Same person I last had it with...
*FAVORITE*
45) colour: Black. Or red.
46) animal: Wolf!
47) tv show: Buffy. Battlestar Galactica. Scrubs!
48) subject: Maths
49) sight: There's nothing quite like having a naked hot redhead in your bed...
50) sound: Rock music at it's appropriate level. Or a
woman..never mind.
51) smell: Strawberries. Or coffee first thing in the
morning!
52) taste: Well, 69 is is my favourite position, work
it out. Oh yeah, strawberry milkshake is what I was
thinking.
53) touch: My head on my pillow on a saturday morning
54) place to check out guys/girls: I dun check girls out these days, I have no need
55) dessert: Kendrick's Coffee Ice Cream.
56) book: Watership Down by Richard Adams. Read it... EVERYONE!
57) hobby: Music, darts, internet, football,
sex. Not in that order...
58) sport:
Darts, Football- that's soccer to you non-english
59) word: Clue: Begins with F. And using in front of managerial staff is not good.
60) drink: Red Bull. Or milk. Not together.
61) food: Italian
62) car: Ferrari F355 or 550 Maranello. And Peugeot 406.. WAS my first expensive car!
63) number: 7
64) song: Parabola by Tool
65) singer: Andrea Corr... fav band is Tool.
66) actor/actress: Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich
67) movie: Watership Down... I know... childhood thing
I reckon...
68) character: YODA!!! Help you I can....
69) Woo-hoo!
70) outfit: My jeans and brown shirt. or my RRFC kit!
More questions:
71) do you drink: Not any more!
72) do you smoke: Nope.
73) are you sexually active: Hyperactive! I'd like to stay in bed 24 hours a day...
74) are you telling the truth: You calling me a
liar?!
75) how many kids do you want: 3 or 4
76) gender/names: 1 boy who won't be called Trent apparently, 2 girls Alexandra and
Lily-Dae
77) where do you want to live when you grow up: Grow
up? Who you kidding?!
78) what's the first thing you think when you wake
up: Fuck, I only went to bed 4 hours ago!
79) what coloUr is your toothbrush: Blue/White
80) how many pillows and blankets are on your bed:
3 pillows and one duvet.
81) do you have/want a tattoo and of what:
I want a wolf on my arm or shoulder.
82) do you want/have a piercing and where: Maybe the
top of my ear, but I dunno.
83) you collect: Model Ferraris. Anything to do with
wolves.
Choices:
84) lefty or righty: Righty
85) new or old: New
86) suck or chew: Suck.. Chewing is bad ladies..
don't ever chew.
87) nsync or bsb: They are both pop shite.
88) walk or run:
Sleep. Maybe run if I have to...
89) smart or funny: I'm both.. or so I like to
think... no return comments please...
90) tall or short: Short.
91) big or small: I hope that's not asking what I
reckon it is? Why, what you heard??!!
92) spiderman or superman: Supergirl.. Helen Slater
was fine...
93) wet or dry: I thought wet was a good sign?
94) follow or lead: Depends on my mood. Unless I'm
at work, when I always want to be boss guy.
95) half empty or half full: Neither, the bottle is
empty now, I drank it all!
96) dancer or singer: Can I just have a stripper?!
97) cut or bruise: They both hurt!
98) asleep or awake: Sleep is good, but Awake has
it's place too.. in bed, the pub, the football
pitch...
99) work or play: Who likes work?! Play of course!
100) football or baseball: Football, I mean "SOCCER"
102) girls or boys: Girls! Lots of them please!
103) hug or kiss: Kiss! Lots of them please!
104) juice or soda: Juice. Erm.. that sounds dodgy...
105) drugs or sex: Oh hello... note hobbies....
106) condoms or the pill: Both are a pain in the arse,
but necessary I guess. Either will do for me.
You think you know me now? You damn well should do...
Now onto something more productive....... BACK!
