The Test Results

Our Super-Duper, Top-Of-The-Line, fancy, State-of-the-Art computer system has recorded all of your survey responses, and has determined the following about your strength of faith within [TOTF]:

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You've been watching too many cheezy 1950's Bible epics on the weekends.

You need a new perspective.

Go to a pet store right now, and stare at the Gerbils for at least 4 hours. True insight will come.

(If you cannot find a pet shop, or, the one nearest you does not even HAVE any Gerbils, well, you're too far gone even for US to help you... sorry....)

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