The Test Results
Our Super-Duper, Top-Of-The-Line, fancy, State-of-the-Art computer system
has recorded all of your survey responses, and has determined the following about
your strength of faith within
[TOTF]:
Do not be alarmed, but, it seems
highly possible that you are in fact the spawn of Satan.
If you find yourself kicking small puppies, spitting pea soup, and
murdering people simply by telekinetic powers, CONSULT
A DOCTOR or CHIROPRACTOR AT ONCE!
There is hope, however. Lock yourself in a cold dark room, turn off
the light, and meditate on all that is Holy. (In other words, Gerbils, and
to a lesser extent, hamsters.) This should purify your soul.
If you at all have the urge to watch a Richard Gere movie, SEEK
PROFESSIONAL HELP AT ONCE!!!
Have a nice day. :)
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