The Test Results

Our Super-Duper, Top-Of-The-Line, fancy, State-of-the-Art computer system has recorded all of your survey responses, and has determined the following about your strength of faith within [TOTF]:

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We're sorry. Gerbilism is just not for you.

Unlike other cult- er, um, religions, the Church of Gerbil has some standards to keep in allowing people to worship (with) Us.

How do we put this tactfully?

You're not "Our kind of people". :-)

Try the Hare Krishnas... or the Jehovah's Witnesses... we heard they're looking for new recruits. Go get 'em, kiddo! DON'T GIVE UP!!

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