The Test Results
Our Super-Duper, Top-Of-The-Line, fancy, State-of-the-Art computer system
has recorded all of your survey responses, and has determined the following about
your strength of faith within
[TOTF]:
You have the intelligence
of somebody apt to be the CEO of a large multinational
corporation. You are respected by friends and neighbours (except, of course,
for that crazy guy two houses away who shaves his cat and has a large collection
of lawn gnomes... he thinks you are nuts.) Your hygiene skills
are impeccable... particularly as far as your feet are concerned.
However, your spiritual life is lacking. Your Gerbilist Faith could use some
improvement.
GO, NOW, HEATHEN, and lash yourself 816 times with a cooked piece of spaghetti! (Al dente
texture, please.) You will feel better for it. We promise!!
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