"...Reforms come from the bottom. No man with four aces requests a new deal..." ---anon.

"...Regarding trade relations, most people would like to..." --anon.

"...Stand still and silently watch the world go by - and it will..." --anon.

"...The best way to bluff is to keep your mouth shut..." --anon.

"...The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits..." --anon.

"...The foolish and the dead are the only ones who never change their opinion..." --anon.

"...The inability to make a decision has often been passed off as patience..." --anon.

"...The person who thinks too little usually talks too much..." --anon.

"...The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair..." --anon.

"...Today's mighty oak is yesterday's little nut that held its ground..." --anon.

"...What the fool does in the end, the wise man does in the beginning..." --anon.

"...When the going seems easy, you may be going downhill..." --anon.

"...Worry takes as much time as work and pays less..." --anon.

"...You're entitled to your own opinion, even if it is wrong..." --anon.

"...A closed mouth gathers no feet..." --anon.

"...A conference is a way of postponing a decision..." --anon.

"...A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it..." --anon.

"...A man is known by the company he avoids..." --anon.

"...A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open..." --anon.

"...A person who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints..." --anon.

"...Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year..." --anon.

"...Don't wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it..." --anon.

"...Few blame themselves until they have exhausted all other possibilities..." --anon.

"...If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment..." --anon.

"...My mind's made up - don't confuse me with the facts..." --anon.

"...If you complain that tobacco smoke is deadly, then hold your nose to the tailpipe of your car and, oh, yes, breathe deeply!.." --J.E.T.

"...Eating grits is like lying on your back and letting the moon shine in your mouth..." --Anon.

"...Those who advocate more gun control and the prohibition of some currently illicit substances are bedmates. They just don't realize they're sleeping together..." --J.E.T.

"...The man who wins every argument with his wife will surely lose the war..." --Tejim

"...The truth searches arduously for us but we strive to make ourselves invisible..." --Tejim

"...The main difference between a man and a dog, is that the dog wont bite the hand that feeds him..." -- Mark Twain

"...Any religion that wants to rule everyone else is not religion..." --J.E.T.

"...People who want to prohibit only those things they dont want to do are confessing their desire to be dictators..." --J.E.T.

"...Love is a fire that even the old can feel..." --Tejim.

"...The wolves of ignorance gather at every door..." --J.E.T.

"...Why should we search for gifts when we have love within us?.." --Tejim