"...What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's..." ---Olin Miller

"...Don't worry about what people say about you because it can't be as bad as what you think about them..." ---anon.

"...Stress: The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it..." ---anon.

"...Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity..." ---anon.

"...We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?.." ---Jean Cocteau

"...He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then, when the sentence was about to be pronounced, pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan..." ---Abraham Lincoln

"...How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg..." -- Abraham Lincoln

"...The Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless..." -- R. Scott Richards

"...It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear..." -- Henry David Thoreau

"...To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest..." -- Ghandi

"...The only reward of virtue is virtue..." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"...Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors..." -- Confucius

"...He who has lost honor can lose nothing more..." -- Publilius Syrus

"...No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem..." -- Booker T. Washington

"...Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them..." -- Aristotle (384-322BC)

"...Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead..." -- Euripides (480-406BC)

"...Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored..." -- George Saunders - last words

"...Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him..." -- John Barrymore - last words

"...Friends applaud, the Comedy is over..." -- Ludwig von Beethoven - last words

"...Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough..." -- Karl Marx to his housekeeper

"...They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." -- General John B. Sedgwick, 1864 - last words

"...The lion shall lie down with the lamb--then eat him..." --J.E.T.

"...The meek shall inherit the earth but not the mineral rights!.." --Anon.

"...Computers are manic-depressive; they are often down..." --J.E.T.

"...The heartbeat of nature is slowing down..." --Anon.

"...It's such a pity that youth is wasted on the young..." --Anon.

"...It is in the white-hot cauldrons of controversy that truth is often forged..." --Anon.

"...Gun control and prohibition of whiskey are first cousins..." --J.E.T.

"...The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance..." -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

"...The greatest homage to truth is to use it..." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson