Let's take a trip to the library, all together now, look up Fan. And it is:

Fan: an enthusiastic admirer or supporter.

Now, look up Fiction, and it is:

Fiction: 1. Prose works in narrative form, the charactors and incidents of which are wholly or partly imaginary. 2. Something imagined or deliberately falsified.

Now, do we understand?

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The next issue..;
I don't know Hanson. I don't know the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, or and other person featured here, and I sure as hell don't know Nsync. (Although, I have seen Lance Bass's identical twin running around Northeastern Mississippi, *look-a-like*). Anyways, I don't work for Jive, Island DefJam, ANY record company, or MTV *bummer*. I'll never talk to them, don't send me love letters, UNLESS they are for me *smiles*, and don't tell me I'm stupid and tell me to take my work down. I like to write about language, sex, and just about every kind of issue. I perfer to write the way I write and wouldn't (thats WOULD NOT) write any other way. None of this is real!

I'm JUST a fan. Get it? Got it? Good.

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