Synthetic Khaos/Krazy Off-the-Wall Questions
August 21, 2006.


When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?
Last night, I squated in Linden Park matter of fact.

Last time you saw your parents?
Dad leaving for work, two nights ago.

Family member you most resemble?
Dad.

Do you own your own Bible?:
Nope.

Do you wear deodorant?:
Yup.

Do you clean up nice?:
I'm "Sexy".

When was the last time you tripped and fell?
Before I got shot.

Where was the last place you slept besides your home?
@ mom's, on her couch.

What are you listening to right now?
X-Files. reruns rule.

Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire?:
Yup.

Ever run out of gas on the road?:
Yeah, but coasted into a parking lot.

Would you rather cut the grass or rake the leaves?
Neither.

Your middle name spelled backwards:
'eeneR.

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Uh.... what did Dad download? Hum....

Last time you swam in a pool?
That dude Justin's house... uh... "We were in the water!"

How many kids do you want?:
Five, at least. but I'll settle with Three.

Type of music you dislike most?
HARD CORE RAP! ugh.

You have cable?:
Basic.

Ever prank call anybody?:
Yup.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:
Not with my gimpy leg.

What's your favorite comic?:
Garfield.

Best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
Uh... I don't remember. My day's run together.

Best pizza topping?
Everything w/ cheese melted on top... The Godfather from Rod's! <- I WANT IT SOOOOOOOOO BAD!

Peanuts or popcorn?
Popcorn with McClard's BBQ Sauce.

Have you ever smoked?
::chuckles:: Smoked what? LoL!

Orange Juice or apple juice?:
Apple.

Chocolate bar?
Mr. Goodbar

When was the last time you voted at the polls?
I think it was when Sherman Wright ran for the school board. Couple of years ago.

When was the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Uh.. when Nana brought me up some?

Ever order anything from an infomercial?
Never have the money, or else I would.

Sprite or 7-Up?
Sierra Mist.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work/school?:
Sonic, Grocery Store... uh.. yeah.

Ever thrown up in public?:
Not that I remember.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?:
Find True Love while becoming a millionaire. That would rule.

Believe in love at first sight?
I did. Then it happened. He broke my heart. Then it happened again. Then I just didn't care anymore. but yes.

Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?:
My cousin when she got shot. <- Yes. I am that cousin.

What do you think about most?:
Weather. It effects my day... the pins in the ole' leg start to hurt. Depends on wheather or not I wanna go anywhere. Yes, I base my day around what it looks like outside. But then again, sometimes I just don't give a shit.

Favorite form of travel?:
Driving.

If you could have one magical power what would it be?
To STOP the bullet in midair and move myself and everyone else out of the way.

SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:

Something purple within 5 feet of you:
Dad's body pillow. with purple smiling faces. He stole it from my sister.

Is your hair long enough to chew on?
Yup.

Least favorite color?
Papaw Dail's favorite color... which you get by mixing up every paint can he owns/can find and there it is.... Puke Pink.

Ever had Dippin' Dots?
Nope.

Ever played an instrument?
B flat & Contra Bass Clarinet, some self taught panio. I suck.

Ever been to a palm reader?
No, but I want to.

Last Pez dispenser you purchased?
Couple years ago.

Did you have a good week?
Not really... Joseph almost wrecked... J & J have been fighting... J & W broke up, but they are back together... Angie's been really moody due to the annivery of one of her friends' death, Angie's birthday was pretty good... she did her thang... V did her thang.. I stayed there.... and then they came back and we went home.

How is today going for you?
Not that good. The weather was begining to look bad. The pins in the ole' leg hurt like hell, but I still went into town. Glad. Saw a couple of people. Kountry was tired, went home. J & J were fighting.... FKS & RS broke some shit... Gay Aaron has a REALLY boney ass and hurt my (other) good leg by sitting on it.. Wayne called, and went and got my computer... saw him and Kowboy, made me EXTREMELY HAPPY!!! Angie went home and I went to Wal-mart with FKS & RS and saw some dude who had a pet possum.

Any plans for tonight?
Sleep.. before that, finish on here... leave note for dad to wake me up... cuz I'm gonna straight sleep through my doctors apt.

Ever photograph something that was dead?
Not that I recall.

Are you ready for Halloween?
Yup.

Current disappointment:
My good (other) leg.... fell asleep. Ouch.